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Because they're not getting [ __ ], they don't want the friend to get [ __ ], right? So to use reverse psychology on you, you're an amazing guy. Got 19 guy credit. I hope you wait forever. A circle that you love, not even when you get married. Tell her we can't marry. Feel ever so much. Did you have sex after you're married? Never. That's not about that, right? It's about real love. Yeah, like Twilight love.
If I had had boughs that were intact, it would have been a different story. That night, house valve of owls. Yes, yeah. There's a time when you know that it's the sensitivity of your inner [ __ ] region. I'm amazed it is. It knows, especially go to sleep out a fart, right? When you like, you like about to cut a fart and then also an alarm start going off. Oh no. Oh yeah. Oh no. And you got to clamp shot like Jesus. What is this?
We were having this debate yesterday about why are they sometimes hot? Like, why is it hot? And then why does, why do you know that hot's gonna smell bad? Spicy food, bro. Is it? But is that what it is? Slowly engine. I don't know. How I was telling you guys at one time, my freshman year and take a shift for a week and I have I was addicted to stay from America, cheap and alright. A freshman me. How long is that? A long. Wow, man. Well, are you alive?
I play freshmen ball and we're playing bad. As in Eastside, way just a jungle over school. Like you got to be careful, you know, in there. And we were cited play the Christmas tournament. Well, what kind of ball are we talking about? I have a basketball. I hadn't taken his shift like 10 days. I've got something. I took acid. Something [ __ ] myself. I didn't tell nobody. And those days I was really scared of doctors. I wouldn't say [ __ ] to nobody. I could hold on. The way home was on the bus. And while we will wait there, my stomach started hurting. I said, Jesus Christ, I don't know if I'm nauseous myself a fart, but let me just take a chance. Mmm. Todoke. And I blew this fart. Joe Rogan, that was so bad, right? We want a bus and people started running in all the school buses. People started running to the windows, right? To swing down the bus windows. But here's what get better. I fought it again. And the pieces were dead. Oh my god. He's changing flavors. But the worst thing was, ah, the cheerleaders are crying. That's how bad it was. In the front of the bus, she played a lot of the teachers yelled, uh, oh my god, he's changing from. That's how bad this part was. The next t-shirt, oh my god, he's changing play your whole Boston. Yeah, I'll never forget looking at the Chilean like, oh my god, we've never smelt like this before. I was [ __ ] god-awful.
I wrote a blog about one of Joey's farts. One is that our plane? Yes, yes. I read that called Happy Toke. And it was, I was thinking about I was looking to be mad. It take this. I was looking at this ad for anti-depression. I cut. I know some girl dancing around on field a wheat and [ __ ]. You know, let's go, Devon. Yeah. And I'm good. I was just thinking about like, like what, you know, what depresses people? And how crazy pills aren't. How crazy. Oh, it's still up there. You can still find it. I think. Anyway, at the end of this is a really city like me. We're both, both of us are barbecued. I don't know what the [ __ ]. What do we add a bowl? Some sort of edibles in the beginning. Lollipops. Yeah. Way the beginning. We were crucified. Grogan was asleep. Yeah, he was going in and out. But he groped on the blog. And I don't have to look at the fart was strong. He's lucky I farted because it was a lot better than the Antonio Banderas movie he was watching. Something to do this. Are Antonio Banderas movie. I remember whatever it was, but I do remember the lady behind you. I will never forget hearing her over the earphone. Yeah, I hear, oh my god. Hey, over the pounding sound in my iPod, I hear a woman in the row behind us cry out, oh my god. I look over it, Chile any smiles. There's your [ __ ] happy pill right there. That's you. Right. And telling you Ben Darras. It says we're always, you know what was it? So I owe ya. Teaching underprivileged youth how to salsa. That's when I was watching. It was watch the terrible move. We both were. And Joey farted. The fart of all our man. He remembered. I, the way you lost the seat. You have no sparks. Will you actually feel your legs? Thank you. Well, Jan, when you're in a plane and it's coming on down, what's the button you push to throw a ejector seat? Valiant. It was. It's like he brings his seat belt into your way. Oh my god. It was terrible.
But another time I thought I stable. I think the number one bus from Jersey City of arrogance on a high school. And we were on the bus one morning, kids. And there was a guy reading a paper. I could live to be a hundred and never forget this. Reading The Daily News. And he had a connector of drool from his lift. The Daily News. And there was a puddle. Was on heroin. They would go to Jersey City of those days and get methadone. So they would take the bus up north with us. So I'm sitting there. He's passed the [ __ ] out. And the drool is connected to the Daily News. And there's got to be two, six inches of power. This guy's been passed out for 20 minutes. I point my ass at him. I'm a cool because I'm not sitting behind him. I'm sitting across him. Yeah. And I lift up my hips a little bit. So I kept my [ __ ] just point that even if it wasn't boring, that he would ricochet off the chair and go straight into his mouth. He sitting there. And I let a fart go out. Oh, I could live to be 80. He listened. She later died like this. Worse, right? Like he went like this first. Like, hey, watch his mom. I'm like, man, go to [ __ ] water. He goes, it's my life will up somebody's ass and died. And seeing my little buddies like, what is this? Yeah, yeah. Well, [ __ ] gig with uh, uh, he's like, I should beat the [ __ ] out of a bottle of his mother. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh, oh, oh. This is what this is why I hate people. This is why I hate when I repo guy. Give me a second. Hey, this is the reason why I read posts. Some people going, are you sick and tired of blue comedy? Will come down to the standards. Either in Friday night and listen to intelligent comedy. Can't afford the moment. Thought provoked.