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I'm a male stripper.
Oh really? I love male strippers. Who's Drake?
Me? I'm a professional Palm Reader. Mhmm, that's a whole bunch of V. Maybe just a tad. How about this, I'll grab your number. I'll shoot you a tag.
Yeah, absolutely. Who's walking who here?
What's that? I said, who's walking who here?
Oh, he's he's always walking me.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, don't be sorry. He's a yeah, he's just excited, adventurous young man. Yeah. He's 3 years old.
But he's only 3 years old? What are you feeding this guy? He's already 3 years old.
Oh, oh my God. He still acts like a puppy. Is it a? He's a Doberman.
Yeah, he's a Doberman. Doberman. Okay. You know, do you ever see the movie Beethoven?
No. Growing up, I watched that movie. Okay. And since then, I'd always wanted to get a Doberman.
Oh, interesting. Right? Cuz there these bad guys trying to break into the house. Yeah. They're kind of like trained for for that. So thing. Probably a probably a sweetheart though, eh?
Yeah, this one is this one is definitely not that. Uh, offensive. Looks looks very alert, you know.
Yeah, yeah. He looks alert, but he's not alert. Like, oh, you're you're spilling the secrets now.
Yeah, ex yeah, he's friendly. Yeah, he's really friendly actually.
What's your what's your background?
Oh, like like where like my? Yeah, yeah. Oh, Chinese. Okay. So are you from like, you speak Cantonese, Mandarin?
Manor. Yeah, Mandarin. Okay. Yeah. You're you're pretty tall. How tall are you?
Like 5'1. 5'10. Uh, like probably 5'1 something. Yeah. Under 7'3. C minus like that's how I usually measure.
M. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Interesting. Are you getting up to anything crazy you to today?
Uh, no. I'm just gonna walk my dog and then go home and then meet my friends the afternoon. Yeah, yeah. I got a couple friends at Boots and Hearts right now. Okay. Yeah. Have you heard of it before?
The festival? Yeah, it's this it's this big country festival. Oh, interesting. Okay. Right. And you know, I'm not much of a country music fan, but I had to kind of sit this one out, right? So I'm just, you know, meeting up with them after.
Are you a big uh country music fan or what's your you're more style?
I'm more rock music fun, I guess. Oh, yeah. Okay. Like what? Classic rock or like?
No, it's just like rap music like K-pop. So.
Oh, like inspired like Drake? Who's who's this Drake character?
What's that? Who's Drake? Is he like a country singer or?
No, he's a hip-hop singer. Drake. Drake. Drake. What is he? What does he look like?
Is he? He's like, um. Drake? Are you kidding me? Like a like a Spanish country singer?
Right? No, he's he's a Canadian hip-hop singer. Drake. Uh, my God. What what does he usually sing about? Like what kind of stuff?
Uh, like hip-hop. With you by the way, like there's literally no way that you. Did you have a lot of energy? Are you are you naturally like that?
Uh, probably. I don't know. Yeah. Big coffee drinker or like?
Like, yeah, I guess like, okay, I go to work, I drink coffee. Of course. Yeah, of course. You?
Well, I mean, there's a lot of tea drinkers out there, right? Yes, yes, yes. I know, I know. Yeah. Some people try to win, but but not you, eh?
Me drink coffee. Okay. Oh, there's a really good coffee place there. Um, the well, it's called D'Malo. I I've heard of it. Yeah, yeah. So they have like the blueberry latte. It's like a seasonal.
Oh my God, really? They don't they don't mess around when it comes to the lattes. Amazing. Yeah, they have blueberry milk and it's like, yeah, so good.
I'll have to put it to the test. Yeah, yeah. You should. You should go try it. I got to save my. Standards are pretty high for coffee, so you better not you better not let me down.
What's your what's your name by the way?
Oh, I'm Cam. Cam? Yeah. That's Deon. Nice to meet you. Oh, you got a you got a firm handshake. What are you in business or some kind of marketing or sales?
I'm in like, I work in so Financial gross. Explains the handshake. Oh, it okay. It's nice. It's authoritative. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you? Where am I from or what's? Yeah, like we're do like like what to do and uh, what sure like what do you do? Business or?
I'm a male stripper.
Oh, really? Yeah. Amazing. I love male strippers. Well, hey, we we might get along after all. I just went to a m ster club like last couple weeks ago.
Really? And and what were you doing there?
Cim. Enjoy my life. Okay. What did you just go solo and you know, want to check the scenery?
I went with my friends. Yeah, yeah. I Lally went. Was it a good show or what? First time ever.
Sure, sure. I swear I never do this. Well, I'll tell you what, unfortunately, I got to get going, okay? But before I go, I'll grab your number and we can go get a caffeinated beverage. I think I know just the spot.
It's fine. You know what? Uh, do you live around this area?
I'm actually looking for places. Oh, you are? Yeah. Around this area? Around this area? Okay. I guess we I'll see you again.
Well, I just I have a boyfriend at home, so.
Sure, sure. I don't know. Hey, the offer is going to expire. How about this? I'll grab your number. I'll shoot you a text and then, you know, you can respond.
Yeah, absolutely. You see it fit. You're going to sell my number to like some somewhere else like some business? Sell it online?
Yeah. How much? Depends. Depends, you know, how much is that? You can test me and I'll send you a number too. Only one way to find out.
Let me let me guess. 647 416?
What? That's that's actually pretty close. What are the chances? Wait, what what what is my number?
Wait, that's that's actually really close. What do you mean?
I I'm actually I'm a part-time psychic too.
Oh, wow. Do do cars or like? Yeah, I'm a professional Palm Reader.
Oh, amazing. M. Oh, yeah. That's a that's a whole bunch of maybe just a tad. Just slightly. So it's what 647?
You said that like an infomercial. Yeah, it's like it's it's like so close, right?
Yeah, that is fairly similar. Oh my God. Well, I'll leave you two on your way. It was nice to meet you as well too. I'll see you around, I guess.
Yeah, sounds good. We might be neighbors. Are you in this area here too?
Yeah, yeah. I'm in the. And sorry, say that slower, right there. Like, okay, right. I'm still kind of getting to know my way around like those C buildings.
Okay. Yeah. Well, tata for now until we meet again. Yeah, have a good one.