When your boyfriend is always prepared

Ah, I wish you had a pocket knife to cut this tag.

Oh, I have one in my pocket.

No way.

I have everything in my pockets. I'm always prepared.

I wish you had some food. I could really go for a steak right now.

Oh, I have a steak in my pocket.

What?

Yeah, I have everything in my pockets. I'm always prepared.

Why do I have a steak in your pocket?

Would you like a side of mac and cheese?

Oh, no. I have a side dish, too.

I have everything in my pockets. I'm always prepared.

I wish you brought my dog in your pocket. You would have loved this part.

Oh, I have your dog in my pocket.

What do you mean you have my dog in your pocket?

I have everything in my pockets. I'm always prepared.

Is that my dog?

Come on, sprinkles. Come on.

Oh my god. How do you have my dog in your pocket?

I have everything in my pockets. I'm always prepared. You have everything in your pocket. Why don't you pull up my dad who left me as a kid?

Oh, I have your dad in my pocket. Let me get him.

Wait, what?

Come on, John. You can drive.

Is that my dad?

I can see the light.

Oh my god, it's my dad.

Hey, sweetheart. Long time no see.

John, why did you abandon us?

I didn't leave. I was in your boyfriend's pocket.

I have everything in my pocket, so I'm always prepared. Well, can I have some gum? Cuz my breath kind of stinks.

Oh, I don't have gum.

What?