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Okay. When we break the news to the kids, we need to do it in a way that doesn't make one of us seem like the bad guy. We need to let them know that we still love them. We just don't love each other.
Yeah, you're right. But look, it's okay. I'll start the conversation. If they have any anger, it'll be towards me. They can't be mad forever.
Really? Wow. Thank you, Brad. That's very mature of you. Well, they've always liked you more anyway.
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Kids, put your toys down for a minute. Your father and I, your father and I have something to tell you. Kids, your mom and I love you very much. So very much. You are just the best kids in the gosh darn world. And we are so lucky to be your parents. And that's why I'm raising your allowance by $5.
What? Thank you, Daddy. You're the best dad ever.
Brad, what are you doing?
Kids, you're not getting a bigger allowance. Your father and I are getting a divorce.
What? No. M-Mom, why? Why are you doing this to us? Yeah. Why you?