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Oh, show us your deck. Show us your dick. No, show us your debts. Oh, that was close. That was the first thing I did when I walked in the room. Do it again. We'll blur it, I promise.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Piano Time. [Music] I can't sing, but welcome to the show, babies. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to your favorite podcast. I'm your host, Ryan Panel. This is Pillow Talk, and today we have an in-person guest. New studio, by the way. Same chair, better studio. No offense. You know, you know.
Okay, today we have the beautiful, I think she's the hottest girl in Toronto. I've jerked off to her multiple times. She's beautiful, she's gorgeous. This is Amber Emery. Hi guys, welcome to the show. And also co-hosting today, we brought on Mr. Quickie. Hi. You all know me. Still same gee, but I've been low-key. Yeah, exactly.
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Speaking of going, that was [ __ ] good. Do you swallow? [ __ ] Um, if I love the person, I'll swallow them. Okay. What a good first. You can't get pregnant from swallowing. Okay. Amber, you put out this whole thing where you're like, a sexual girl, and you're open, and you're hot, and you're like, uh, you don't give a [ __ ] and you're just, you're out and about. But when it comes down to actually [ __ ], are you actually good in bed? And you [ __ ] a lot? Are you a nympho? I would say that, uh, the older I get, the pickier I get. Because a lot of times when you choose to have sex with a new partner, they don't know what you like. It takes a couple times to like, learn somebody's body. Generally, when you're having sex with someone for the first time, you're a little bit drunk. As a girl, you need to focus, yeah. You know, right? And, uh, I prefer to stick with the same partners now. Okay. Yeah. So you have one main [ __ ] right now? Yeah. And he puts it down proper? I would say so. What's a, what's like a, what's a normal bedroom sex time? I would say I like morning sex. Um, I feel like the dick in the morning is just, what about the best thing other than coffee? It's a little. What about the bad breath that's comes with morning? It's called doggy style, babe. Oh, you can't go missionary in the morning. It's disgusting. I'm so insane. Yeah, eye boogers. Yeah, she tries to kiss you and I'm like, I'm like, it's disgusting. Yeah, yeah. No, I like morning sex too. But I, I do one position. I do the, I call it the lazy. And it's just like the, oh, the little spoon. Yeah, the little, I'm the little spoon, right? Big spoon. And you just go, jack, grab it. And it's usually quick. I don't know why. You could go like, nice and slow too. Yes. I, I do that one. You could. I know nothing about that. Everything's quick.
Okay, so what, what do you like in the bedroom? Like, so morning sex, but like, let's say it's a romantic night. Let's say it's Valentine's Day, and it's like, there's almost pressure on Valentine's Day or anniversaries. Like, you have to have good sex. What would that entail for you? So I would say I'm a big fan of butt plugs these days. And it's not necessarily because of the way they feel. It's just like, it's butt jewelry. It's like a little, you know, it's like you bend over and it's like, oh, a little sparkle. Yeah. You know. Sorry, I actually have like, I do. You have one? I was going to get to that. Oh, sorry. I got something. So I have a butt plug for every day of the week, different colors, you know. I actually probably have one in my purse right now. You won't show us. Is your purse here? You won't let me. You sniff it. You call. You walk around with a butt plug in your pocket. It's clean, but it's just in case I want to put it on. Have you ever been to the airport and they're like, okay, empty your pockets, and you pull out a butt plug and you stick it on there? Well, they've had to empty out my suitcase. Let me tell you, that was very mortifying. What was in there? Everything. Um, I probably had like six different toys in there, all sorts of butt plugs. And this is on the way home because you were going. So I can't guarantee they were all clean. You must have been on a console. You must have been on a content trip. Yeah, I was, uh, going to the Paradise Challenge in Jamaica with Serena and Kayla. No, I wasn't there with them that year. I saw that content multiple times. Very familiar. Hedonism is definitely, uh, interesting. To say the least.
So on those content trips, you meet up with the girl, you're like, hey, you're hot. How many followers? Oh, I haven't been. Gonna follow you. I'll go. Do you want to [ __ ] each other on camera? Like, do you take each other on dates first? How does it work? Because I feel like before you arrive, you know pretty much who's going to go. Okay. So you kind of like have a plan. You've DM'd them before. Then you meet in person, but like, it's kind of already planned out in your mind who you want to work with. Okay. But you would be surprised like how many girls you meet in person and like, they really don't look good or like they have a bad [ __ ] attitude. Well, yeah. I guess you are not like, you're, you're a reverse catfish because you're the hottest girl. Yeah. And I mean that like, all the rockets here. But now it's expected that girls are gonna be two points less. Do you find that with guys too now? Almost the guys are getting so good at Instagram. Can you remember? I honestly, yeah. What up? What, yeah, yeah. I'm like, say you're a seven. Was that bad? That's a point higher than I would. What about dark? You're 7.5. Oh, yeah. But it's only because he sent me a dick pic the other day. I was gonna ask you about that. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I did. I [ __ ] did. No, it was a video. There's a difference. I'm classical. Wait, wait. And it was the disappearing one. So I only saw once. Wait, you saw my first dick pic video? You sent her a dick. Okay, Ryan. I was gonna tell you what on the show now. Okay. What happened? It was a surprise for you. Do you guys know DM and [ __ ] you talk to him as much as like, we talk kind of thing? Like, same idea. Yeah. And then dick. And then he sent his dick because I never thought that. Well, he, I thought he was showing me his quads because he was flexing them. And then all of a sudden, he pulled up his sword and it came out. So it was like a sneaky one. You're lucky that she's not charging you with sexual assault. You [ __ ] creep.
Okay, so if you're gonna sit here and call the kettle dark and say that you've never sent an unsolicited dick pic or video, you are a hypocrite. Good point. Yes. Exactly. To a lot of the other men in this room, if you look at me funny, you've done the same thing. You are just as bad. And listen, you girls. Okay. Do a lot of guys. I'm guilty of that, 100%. Do a lot of guys send you dick pics? Yeah. But it mostly goes into the requests, right? Okay. And like, that one was special for me. Mine got over because I really want you. Do you run your own DMs? Uh, yeah, I do. Okay. And, uh, do you answer requests ever or no? No. Not right. If, if somebody wants to talk to me, they have to subscribe. Fair. And then they'll message you. And if what they're saying still is annoying, I probably still won't open it. And interesting enough on OnlyFans, we talked about this, but right before the show, you answer all your own messages. Yeah, I do. So if you subscribe to Amber Emery and you message her and you ask her to rank your dick or dick shame you, it'll be you. It will. Do you dick shame? I do. But I also dick compliment if they deserve it. Okay. So where do I fall into this shaming and complimenting era? I just said, ooh la la. That's not enough. Is that what you said? Oh, no. What did I say? Um, I don't. I can actually, I can, I can check the conversation, but it was something like semi-awkward like that. You know what? I didn't even feel like, oh no. I said, peek-a-boo. Oh, that's right. Yeah. There is a theme. There is a theme to my dad. You know what that means? If she got it, there it is. Oh my god, I didn't realize it's so little. It wasn't little.
Oh, show us your deck. Show us your deck. No, right. Show us your debts. Oh, that was close. That was the first thing I did when I walked in the room. Do it again. We'll blur it, I promise. Yes, yes. Nice boobs. Those were sculpted by a computer. Wow. They were sculpted by perfectly round, very good surgeons. Oh my god. And actually, this is my fourth boob job. Yeah. I know. You keep [ __ ]. Um, you're like, I had some complications, but then I kept wanting to do them bigger, change something. My girlfriend's like, you need a stamp card for tit jobs. One more and it's free. You're like a Pokémon that goes like, Charmander to Charizard, and you just keep evolving. Every three years, baby. I need you. What about your ass? Did you get your ass time too? I actually got, um, butt filler, which is a new, uh, product in Toronto or in Canada. There's not a lot that's FDA approved. Um, and this one is like the best alternative to getting a BBL. Okay. So what's that? Basically, it's filler. So girls do it in their face all the time. So this one, I guess, is a little bit more condensed. So it's actually, um, it's made for specifically for the body. Okay. And so do you know what a hip dip is? Guys? Yeah, I do. Kind of. It's when, it's when you get your hips out. I thought it was a dance move. Girls, like a whole bunch of girls obviously hate the dreaded hip dip. The thing that goes in like that. So, but a lot of girls aren't candidates to get BBLs, okay? Because you have to gain weight, blah, blah, blah. It's painful. You suck the fat out, you put it somewhere else. This is literally like an in, like maybe an hour treatment. Okay. And you're done. It hurts for 24 hours. So sometimes you get used to your face.
Okay, let's talk about your vagina. So that's real? Yeah. Your [ __ ] is all real? Cause not because now I'm understanding that girls are doing things on their [ __ ]. Well, that's been going on for many years. They stitch it up. They're like, I took too much black dick and now I need to stitch it up completely closed. Well, they make it seem like they're born again little [ __ ] beat virgins. This is so nice. I feel like mine is still like, I've never heard any. I'm blown away. They stitch the puss. Yes, it happens all the time. Girls do it. Okay. Most girls do that after they give birth, right? Not just take a bunch of dicks or after they [ __ ] someone like Tara Owens, because I heard that guy's a [ __ ] hammer on them. Okay.
So tell us about your worst sex story ever. Like the guy embarrassing something [ __ ] up. Give us some juice. Give us some content. I know we didn't even prep for this, and I didn't even tell you. Think one. Um, I'm not gonna name names. Actually, I don't remember his name. I was trying to be polite. [Laughter] Uh, this was many years ago, and I, I went on maybe like three, three or four dates with this guy. He was hilarious. I actually really vibed with him. You like funny guys? I love funny guys. And, um, so funny in sevens. We ended up hooking up eventually. He had a [ __ ] micro penis. Oh, how, how micro? Do you don't feel bad for him? Like, hard? Like, wow. And I did it like three times. You gave him a third? I did. That's how much I like. Oh, because you liked hanging out and vibing with him? Yeah. Did he have a 10-pound tongue? No. Did he go down though? Honestly, I prefer getting [ __ ] down. I don't like guys going down on me as much. Oh, why not? To each of their own. I don't know. I, I prefer to be penetrated. What's the best way to make you come? Getting penetrated with click play or zero? I can play with my own [ __ ]. That's that's a good way to call me. DJ Diddles. It's been everything from the 80s and 2000s. [Laughter] Yeah, that's a good way to do it. What position though? Uh, doggy. Um, I could do that or missionary. Missionary under, under a pillow. Have you tried? Yeah, but only guys with small dicks need to put the girl with a pillow under here. [Laughter] It's now called talk with Ryan. That is a good way to do it. And do you find if you don't come after sex, it's a complete waste of time? Um, I wouldn't say so. Because for a woman, like, if you're not gonna get there, you're not gonna get there. Sometimes it just doesn't happen. Um, you can enjoy the whole thing, right? And if you're, if you don't think it's gonna happen and guys really trying for it, do you fake the orgasm or do you? Okay, I'll just make sure he had a good time too. Have you faked it or yours? Um, when I, when I was younger. What is that? Why do girls fake orgasms? And they all cancel or the guy's ego? It's like, literally to stroke the guy's ego. I know. When they do it? Yeah, they probably do it all the time. Yeah, every day. Remember Julia? Remember Max Sawada? So girls were talking about fake orgasms and I was dating her last summer and she goes, oh my god, I faked them all the time. And I was like, I'm right here. Have you ever faked an orgasm, Ryan? How would you as a guy? You would carry like a little packet that looks like you just go. You pretend that you're like, going to come in the, in the, in a towel or like you pretend you're going off set. Spanish round three when you've got nothing left in the tank. Yeah. And you're like, no, I just go. I, I just pulled the old, it's not gonna happen tonight. Yeah, I can't believe you got my hard drive. Third time. But it's not gonna happen tonight, baby. 7.2 now.
Okay, so, uh, do you like sucking dick? I would say, yeah. I'd say I'm pretty good at it. Although, you know, I've been told my deep throat skills are a little bit lacking. Maybe I'm getting lazy. I've been seeing the same person for a little bit, so. Okay. Yeah. Now you've been seeing the same person for a while. Are you guys still [ __ ] all the time or? Yeah, really? Yeah. Are you still going? We have a lot of history, so we're both super attracted to each other. Okay. No, she doesn't. Mom, I'm sorry. [Laughter] Just kidding. It's me, cause 100%.
Okay, let's talk about that. That this is a perfect, perfect topic. So you are who you are, and I am obsessed with who you are. I think you're amazing. I, I think you're almost a very much female version. I mean, where we just really don't give a [ __ ]. Yeah, I give very little [ __ ]. You know, and you can't hate on anyone who doesn't give a [ __ ] because we don't give a [ __ ]. I'm obsessed with you. Do your parents watch and see everything you do? So I eventually told my mother, I think it was like last year. I'm like, you know, I pretty much strip online. She's like, oh, I know, honey. I'm like, yes. She was so calm about it. She doesn't care. My parents just want me to be happy and successful. I've always been a black sheep, you know, and I've always been running around naked, like even before OnlyFans.
How big were your natural titties? Very small. But that didn't stop me. You were still naked? Oh, yeah. My first Coachella, [ __ ] naked the whole time. Who's the coolest celebrity you've had sex with? I don't think I've had sex with like an actual celebrity. You, they DM'd you? Of course, right? Yeah. And what do you do? You don't care. I don't care. You really? I know you. Yeah, you literally don't. Like, who's one that's [ __ ] annoying, always just [ __ ] after you and it's like, come on. Oh my god. I don't really open up all the DMs, so like, oh. Oh my god. You know what? What? So I had this like, a really funny like obsession with [ __ ] Riff Raff. I really wanted to [ __ ] him. He looks weird. He's like, he's very much doesn't give a [ __ ]. Yeah, I love you. I love his vibe. So somebody asked me in my questions, they're like, who would you rather [ __ ] Marilyn Manson or Riff Raff? And I picked him and I tagged him. And then he DM'd me. I was like, perfect. And then he was like, do you want to come to Miami and be in my photoshoot? And I was like, this is my turn. It's my time. So then, but I'm not allowed in the States right now. Why? I need a work visa. Why? Because I looked through my phone. So I don't want to talk third person today. Who else said that today? Bro, hot girls are getting pushed out of this. Who said that today? Someone today. Uh, we'll leave them unnamed. True. Yeah. It's not a really great thing to talk about if you're trying to fix the situation. Guess who's not banned from the States? Mr. Quickie. And that's what you should be into. My favorite segment for sure.
Okay, we're gonna play a little game here. Oh, [ __ ] here we go. Are you familiar with the segment, Mr. Quickie? Ryan? Oh, hi Amber. Hi. Have you heard about me before? I've watched. Have you seen my penis online? Yes. In fact, I don't like that. Well, actually, I don't see the whole thing because some of it was covered by your shorts. Maybe you did, maybe you didn't. We'll leave that to the imagination. All right. Hi, Amber. Hello. My name is Mr. Quickie. Hi. Do you want to know where they call me Mr. Quickie? No. Cause I, cause I do everything, and I mean everything, as quickly as possible. You now have 60 seconds. You're gonna start a timer. Run. Yeah. And this is sponsored by Green Owl Vodka. Yes. Mr. Quickie segment sponsored by Green Owl Vodka. You have 60 seconds to answer as many questions as you can as quickly as you can, starting now. Have you ever sold a pair of used underwear for cryptocurrency? Not for cryptocurrency. Think of the ugliest guy you'd have sex with. Am I better looking? I'm just joking. Am I better looking than him? I already have 0.5 of a point. That's right. You answered that question. No problem. All right. You've been blonde, you've been brunette, but have you ever been in a three-way? Yes, of course. That was a silly question. Have you ever thought about your vibrator while having sex with someone? Yes. Oh my god. Is it true that someone in this room has sent you a dick pic? This is when it was supposed to come out. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Anyways, do you count out of town as cheating? I don't want to, but you have to. That's true. So you go out of town. You've been out of town? Yeah, I have. Perfect. Amazing. That's the end of the Mr. Quickie show. Yes. There we go. Did I win? I did it. That was the number one. Yeah. Actually, I think I won. But okay.
So traveling like, you've traveled. Where, where's last time you traveled to? So this winter, I didn't travel as much as I usually do. But the last place was Mexico. Mexico. You like the Caribbean? I like anywhere warm during the winter. That's where that. Obviously, I can't go to the States right now. So. So you go to the nude beaches and [ __ ]? Yeah, I actually worked at the Desire Pearl for the Black Tape Project for a long time. Uh, I don't know what that is, but I pretended I did. It's like, you know what the one they take? Oh, yeah. Oh, Joey does that. No, I saw those pictures. Yeah, that's cool. Great. Yeah, that was good. Where else you've been? Jamaica's hot right now. You've been in? I was in Jamaica in September. And how was that? It was really, really good. I had some interesting experiences there. Oh, yeah. I'm just like, right into this story. So I was at this event called the Paradise Challenge. Um, as you guys probably, if you've heard about it, you know it gets a little bit wild. They have lots of influencers there. And, um, I met this one guy. Um, his Instagram is Daddy's Juiced. Uh, maybe he can throw up his tag. He's hilarious. Sadie's Juice. Do we like him? We like doughnuts. He is funny. What does that mean? Juice? He's jacked? No, he's actually the opposite of jack. Oh, it's like a play. It's a joke, I guess. It's a joke. Okay. You can look at his face. That's fine. He had this vial with him and he, oh my god, actually at one point during the night, he was like, it would be so funny if you pee on me. And I've never peed on somebody. And I'm like, it's [ __ ] Jamaica. So like, he laid down on the ground and I peed on him. It was hilarious. And I'm not really into that. It was just funny. Um, and then he whips out this vial and he's like, this is Grandpa. And he like goes on and on and saying he brings his grandpa everywhere with him. Dumps a little bit on his way. No, hold on, hold on. What? He had his grandfather's ashes with him. And you snorted Grandpa? I did. You snorted at his dead grandfather's ashes? I did. Oh my god. No, you didn't. He did as well. It was like a really bonding moment. It was nice. No [ __ ] did you get high? I didn't get high. I actually got older. [Laughter] Was it moldy? You know what? Knowing Jamaica, because it's so humid, it probably was not very sanitary. Did you [ __ ] Daddy's Juice? No, I did not. With Grandpa in his pocket? Could you imagine? We like snorted his grandmother's ashes and then I'm gonna wake up in the middle of the night and be terrified of what I just heard. Wow. Imagine I got like dementia or something right after that. Actually, I've been meaning to tell you. Hey, I'm senile now. I wonder why. Oh my god. Might die if I catch Copenhagen. [Music] That was bad.
So what else have you snorted? Um, I guess as much as you probably have. Never tried cocaine. Okay. Then more than there's nothing. Have you tried? Have you tried ketamine? I have, but I don't really like it. It's just too, uh, makes you too out of control. What's your favorite drug? Um, I actually really like Kratom. I don't know if you guys have heard of that. So it's a plant from Indonesia. Okay. And they take the leaves, they dry them, they powder them, and it's considered a euphoriant. And actually has a lot of health benefits. It's illegal in Canada simply because it gets people off opiates. And it's like a natural, um, you know, medicinal drug that's not really, I wouldn't consider it a drug. Do they put it? They put it in hookah? I, I'm not sure. I only, I've heard it. I've heard. I've never smoked it. People smoke it in hookahs. Yeah, I think. Yeah. So it's just like relaxing and nice, you know? It's like something that I would put like a spoonful of my shake or something. Okay. So it makes sense. Did you actually? Oh, yeah. Oh, you do it like daily? Yeah. I have bags of it at home. How do you get it? Um, I have a company. I order it from. I'll hook you up. Do you want to do it together? Only if you snort it. Just as long as Grandpa's not involved. My Grandpa Poochie's ashes are just on my mantel over there. Why is he called Poochie? My Grandpa Poochie. He's a legend. He rests in peace. Would you like to snort him? I would if you would have me. Oddsy. Snort someone else's grandpa. Grandpa before you die. I'll save one nostril for your grandpa. No one else's grandpa will go in this one. Oh my god. That's a nice gesture. Thanks, babe. You're welcome.
How are we doing? Is it hot in here, guys? Yeah, I'm getting hot. Cause like I told you, these pants were gonna make me hot. You did mention that. You're like, half Catwoman right now. And after you flashed your tits, I feel like the tempo upped a little bit. Everyone had a rag. You did that, by the way. Everyone watching did this with their shirts. [Music]
So, okay, when you talk to guys and you go out and promoters, everyone wants to have sex with you, right? I don't know. I don't really think about that. Okay. So you have a guy at home waiting for you to come home, right? But he, we don't see him. I've never seen him. I don't even know what the [ __ ] he is. I don't think anyone does. How do you people do know who he is? But he lives in Mexico most of the time. Oh, so he's a cartel drug dealer? No, he's like the opposite of a drug dealer. Is he an ashes in a little jar? Paul Grandpa? Is he a police officer? No, he just like doesn't like that whole vibe, you know? So why does he live in Mexico? He owns places there and he would rather live there than here. I might hear. Why? I wouldn't hear ya, especially now, especially these days, right? True. Dots. Everyone was in Tulum this winter. You were in Tulum? Yeah. Weird place? Is it? I think you make it weird. I've heard some stories about you and Tulum. Oh, Ryan's been drunk for nine months. Well, did you hear the story about when I brought the girl I was dating to Tulum and three days into the trip, she [ __ ] another guy on the trip in front of you? Well, they made out in front of me. What did you say? I said, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] balls. No, I, I walked up to her and I said, I think we should just be friends. That's what I said. That's very mature. Did you do a backflip right after? No, but I had sex with her friend. Mature to get back at her. Toxicity, toxicity in our city. In our city. System of a Down reference. You wouldn't get it.
Okay, have you cheated on more or been cheated on more? I've been cheated on more. And what do you think hurts more? Getting caught cheating or getting cheated on? Getting cheated on. Yeah. Because the time that I did cheat, I admitted it. I've only cheated on somebody once. And the relationship was pretty much over. You only got cause? So I didn't get caught. I was like, hey, I did this. Oh, you told him? Eugene, it was out of town when I was out of town. I did this. You came back and you said, hey, listen, I did this. And you have to move out of my house. You used your cheating to dump him and kick him out? Yeah. Oh my god. Yeah. You must be cold-hearted. It's all terrible. Cold-hearted. That's genius. And then she's like, guys, I'm depressed. Let's all go out. I'm single. Yeah, that's why I do away games.
Okay, let me ask you this. So you've dated, uh, how many guys? Let's say, uh, longer than three months. Um, I dated someone for seven years. Holy [ __ ]. Okay. I'm like, I'm more, surprisingly, I'm more of a relationship girl. I believe it. That's not true. I, I prefer that. I think a lot of people think I'm [ __ ] than I am, right? I'm more of an exhibitionist than I am [ __ ]. Got it. Um, so how do you feel about, uh, like girls [ __ ] your ex? And, um, I would share him. Oh, you're like, you know what I mean? No, I'm not really jealous at all. It's more about respect, you know what I mean? Like, don't DM without me. I know. I'm so cool, right? Yeah, you're so cool. Um, but yeah, it's just like, I feel like there's always that element where when you open the door to invite another girl to hang out with you, a lot of times they make it like a competition almost. And they try to talk to him a little bit behind. They laugh a little louder at his jokes, and they reply to his stories. It's just like, no, like they go out of their way to be like, hey, what are you doing? Oh, you know what I mean? And it's like, girl, I'm your point of contact. I'm the social glue. So it's a competition. I bring you in this world, I can take you out. Yeah. Yes. Aaron, how we doing on time? We're at 27. Okay, we got three more minutes. Let's get down to some crazy [ __ ]. All right. Okay. Yes. Weirdest thing you've done sexually? Um, I had anal sex in a kiddie pool. Were there kids around? No, it was at nighttime. There was no kids, but then the next day there was children in the pool and I felt bad about it. Oh, yes. Yeah. And I was caught on camera. Oh, they didn't really get me in trouble, but they all, they all looked at me a little differently. So do you like anal? I don't love it, but it's like a good like tool. Like, baby, I'm so sorry. Look, [ __ ] my ass. Then they're not mad anymore. I never said. Oh my god. And then that's every problem in my life. So the butt plug, is that to warm up anal or you still? It's literally just jewelry for me. So doesn't it hurt when it goes to like, like they're small. Dude, they're like literally. You've taken shits the size of your mic. A little butt plug will not hurt your bum. It's just honestly, once you get it in, you don't really feel it. Okay. Yeah. Like me and Coral, uh, one of my girlfriends in Jamaica, we wear butt plugs all day. She was about to go up on stage for a bikini competition. She runs back to the room. She's like, I forgot my lucky butt plug. Shoves it in, it runs back out. Okay. Do you like, uh, old boys or young boys? I prefer young guys. How, what's the youngest guy you [ __ ]? Have you ever [ __ ] a minor? I wish. I'm just joking. Luke is safer. Charlton guy. Yes, that's our guy. We need to stay up with Luke when he's of age. When he's of age. Yeah. I don't want to get in any trouble, but I do prefer younger guys. Like, would you do like a TikTok kid, like a 21-year-old? Um, depends how cool they are, I guess. Beautiful? No. If, if you liked his vibe, would you [ __ ] a 19-year-old? Yeah. Chisel jawline more than you would [ __ ] a 45-year-old? Yeah, really? Eh. Well, I don't know. Like, I just, I like the vibe of younger guys more than older guys or guys my age, but they're broke. Not a TikTok star. True. There you go.
Okay, I think ahead and, uh, not to get into anything racist, but what is your preference? Um, I don't really have a preference. Like, I've dated a guy who was mixed or dated white guys. Um, but it's funny because all of my serious boyfriends have always had blue eyes. Oh, it's a weird thing, but it's not necessarily because I picked that. Wow. Maybe it's just something you gravitate towards. Yeah, I don't know.
Okay, uh, titty [ __ ]. Yes. So I have, well, of course, for this segue, but we got a couple more minutes. I'm trying to get it all out. So, uh, titty [ __ ]. Is that like, every guy asked? Because it's like, I think it just looks sexy. It doesn't obviously doesn't pleasure me. It pleasures the guy though. It pleasures the guy, but it feels good. Mine's too crazy. As long as it's not like hitting my chin and like making my teeth like clanked up. Yeah. When you're titty [ __ ] in a girl's moaning, you're like, okay, you're going to think it, I guess. Yeah, you're faking it. Yeah, really. Guys, I have a really good TikTok idea. All three of us buy butt plugs and we walk around downtown Toronto and just flashing. No, no, we just tell everyone that we put one in and we walk around the city and do a full day. We go to the bar. We, we film a podcast. Like we should do a full podcast with butt plugs in. All three of us matching. I'm down. Said the guy who sent you a dick pic.
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