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Because all this started in third grade. I was arguing with my teacher because we're talking about the square root of 100. Oh my God. So your phone? Yeah, that's my um, detox thing. I'm supposed to detox right now. How, how do you detox? Detox on a timer? What do you do?
There's uh, my wife got me these things, you know, because I'm supposed to take this—what is that?—and Pure Body Extract, and um, there's another one, Advanced Daily Cellular Detox. What's in this? Oh boy, I get—what's in this stuff? Just things to counteract the natural met—the metals that we have in our bodies that that wear us out, and you just take these periodically throughout the day on a timer. I got I got to do it now. I got to do it now. I take a dropper—part of that—dro- for—and for sprays, and it it removes the parasites from your system, like oil of oregano—like using oil of oregano instead of using um um antibiotics.
Have you felt an effect? Yes. Yeah. What do you feel when you take—? Well, I used to have really thick dark circles under my eyes. That's gone away in the last 6 months I've been using that. My skin—and I'm 55 years old. I'm 55 years old and I smoke. Do I look like I'm 55? You don't. You look great. And you think that's because of this? I think—well, I'm going to show you a picture of what I used to look like when my wife met me, and I don't know if you could—she'd be mad if I threw this up—but she she's she's she's she's a beautiful one—but um, this is what I looked like when my wife met me. I was 256 lbs.
Were you eating differently? Um, I was—well, now I'm intermittent fasting. I follow her routine, but she turned me from that into this. It's like she shined up. Yeah, you look about 15 years younger now. Yeah. And that's because of her. I still smoke my cigarettes. Why do you do that? Of a crackhead. I don't know. I don't know. Everybody has to have some vice, like Alan Watts said. You got to have some some balance of beneficence and and rascality to you. We have a fan in here, by the way. If you want to smoke in here, you're more than welcome to.
I don't trust people, you know. I walk around—oh, I'm just—people get so offended by gurus a lot of times and yogis because they think they're these calm and passive people. When they get angry, they're like, oh, that that was that was a directed anger, that was that was a purposeful anger to to wake you up to something. They—and then they find out they have a girlfriend, they find out that they smoke, and they're like, oh, this is a lie, right? But that's the real person. That's what I loved about Alan Watts. He had a wife and he had and he had his mistresses. He ended up dying with one of his his girlfriend and his wife, you know, off in in his little place. But he spoke the truth. He was honest. Life is about the give and take. There's a balance in there, you know. To be human is to be flawed. It's to be beautiful. Yeah. It's part of the beauty of us, and it's part of the cre—why we create. I I don't think you create from a a perfect place of Enlightenment. I think you—part of the chaos of being a human being is the beauty of the creation. It's why why we create. The most [ __ ] up people—the best artists are some of the most [ __ ] up people. My favorite musicians, my favorite comedians, my favorite actors—y—almost all of them are [ __ ] up. Yeah. My uncle used to call it—he said if you you don't get any flower to grow unless you throw some [ __ ] on it. [Music]