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What's up? Let's do, I mean, look at some days down the live cinnamon. So again, it was called "West Coast Will Face Yugi." Can you do "Babysitter," right? A baby featuring Offset. Name again? Baby, baby. [Music] "Baby Sitter," featuring Offset. And then let's do Dan Elia. Can't really. And, oh, it again, we're in the building. Oh, right, we're in the building. 30 seconds. Like... [Music]
The woman in power brought the Lord of her armies. We can listen to some band's music. It's still jam. I'll bet you she was alright. You guys, some mantas while away. Talk eggs. All of the above. Oh God, say hi. The night shine was good, was good, was good. He always brings like these people that we don't give a [ __ ] about in the statement, just here, make it people.
"How come I can't hear myself?"
"Scott, you need to let your..."
"Nothing wrong with midgets."
"Oh, my, doesn't go higher."
"Yeah, a little bit."
"You need to see daddy needs a pillow."
"Everybody's respect."
"That's how short she is."
"I can't believe I forgot to bring the wine."
"Really? Eyelashes when they go..."
"Oh, wait, we're going lies."
"Yeah, no, this is my here."
"But honestly, I feel like brilliant. I feel small. I feel like it."
"I see on the bright side. Can I raise it all the way up?"
"It's the only way."
"Okay, let's go. Can we switch chairs?"
"You want?"
"Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah." Anything about that. [Music]
"Now, I love mom. That's cool. Swallow it." And we definitely have to do like a video, "The Miserable of a Why."
"Alright, you guys, I'm getting off live. I gotta go. I want to do that. That's a new German."
"Yeah, I'm just feeling real cool and slagged out, you know?"
"Yeah, I mean, you look good, girl."
"Thank you, thank you."
"But what's up, what's up, y'all? It's your girl Camilla. I got my girl in the building, Danny. We are swallowing, open wide, take it all in. This is 'Two Todd X Swallow Podcast' on Instagram, and we're back for another amazing episode."
"So last week we had a landing, which was live. It was Rick. He's really like preserved more than I thought he was going to be, my day nursin'. He still had a great personality. I, by him having his first interview here, I appreciate that. Thank you. And every domain shot of him, Amanda Romano. But yeah, last week was cool. What'd you get into this weekend?"
"Oh my God, Thursday I went out with my homegirls, with Delilah, and it was just think about showing celebrities. They really are, there's no celebrities there. Okay, their mac and cheese is really good though, just shout out to you guys so you can eat in the club."
"Okay, do you consider Delilah a club? I mean, have you ever been there? It's like a restaurant, right?"
"Yeah, but did they play like hip-hop music there?"
"I get Joey Devine."
"Yeah, yeah, it's definitely a vibe."
"And so, wasn't really feeling about it."
"Yeah, do these two like industry?"
"Well, Sue did it."
"Okay, I was like, if I can see every celebrity that's in this [ __ ], you guys need to start letting people in."
"I mean, yeah, but you know, sometimes in Hollywood, that's why I really don't like partying a little bit. So like, everybody wants to look at each other, nobody to party. I'm telling her that if I got a clever one [ __ ] sweat, mommy, you know, I want to, you know what I mean? I want to walk in the club live in one way, walk out looking well. I hate the [ __ ] so, yeah, I know. No, but I have it this weekend was the first night I was in the club in a very long time, in the six months."
"Yeah, girl, don't be, don't get thrown in with the boss here as well. I was like, a [ __ ]. I just know that you like to go out and have a good time, you know?"
"Yeah, but for me, going out is like two restaurants, having a glass of wine, see whatever. Do they? So you really, those are the bars that might pick up, get that leg. I fine, I must be 31 votes and I'm single. A girl needs someone to cuddle with on a Friday night, you know what I mean? I feel you."
"Or everyone that isn't like trying to keep up with us and everything, let's give our social media handles for everybody."
"Alright, so my Instagram is @xxo_dim_young. My Twitter is @IamDannyB with two N's, people. And we also have a joint Instagram called @SwallowPodcast. You can check out my YouTube at youtube.com/DanielVictor. Then make sure you listen at 11 o'clock p.m. on Thursday nights. That's me, 'Two Baby Austin.' You can also download the 'Two Out,' yeah, and listen to personal. All you need to download that. We're gonna download everything that we put out because that's how we support each other, ladies and gentlemen. But my social media handle is @TheRealCommunity on Instagram and on Twitter. If I am communicating, I wish I can get my other Twitter back, me, my Instagram back, because I got high. I won't tell me no. I know it's something about matching. Nobody knows. It's like, I mean, the real fans, but some people that still buy me, they're like, 'Oh my God, yeah, I found you.' And I'm like, 'Oh, you see Mike's right?' I used to be @xxo_Danielle, and some guy wrote me a DM and said, 'Hey, I'm trying to verify your page,' and I gave him all my information. He hacked my pants, ding dong. So now it's @I_Am_Danny because I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ]."
"Well, I definitely believe branding is very important, and I hope I can get my paycheck someday, you know? I don't know what I have to do, but for now, probably pay the person, you know? They're like, they don't even respond. Yeah, because they don't care unless you're like, 'Hey, I'll give you a hundred bucks. I'll give you a hundred dollars. Give me my [ __ ] name.' So they do see happen a kalida like some assumptions now."
"Okay, so on, she sucked up my house on Thursday night, and then Friday we went to my job and had some drinks and some food. And I met these two dudes at the restaurant, and I was like, 'Um, I really want to go to a Strauss.' So they took us to Mastro's. And this guy, no [ __ ], but then he's sitting across from me, his homeboy is talking to my girlfriend. I think he's gay. I just immediately was like, even before we went to Mastro's, I was like, 'Is your friend gay?' And he was like, 'No.' And I was like, 'I think he may be gay.' And he was like, 'No, he's not.' Right? So he's a [ __ ] [ __ ]. I hate his friend."
"So, couple drinks in, you know, I'm not dealing with no [ __ ]. So he's like saying a couple of comments, and I go, 'You know, we'll be awesome if you just shut the [ __ ] up.' So my shoulders are really tight. Boy, shoulders are really tight. So I was like, so he's like, 'Oh, excuse me.' I was like trying to sit up straight. Like, this [ __ ] is niala me hunchback in natural. Are you kidding?"
"So my friend asked to see his phone, and he just gave it to her willingly and got up on us in the bathroom. I say, 'Yo, let me see this [ __ ] bomb.' So I was talking to his phone. We went to recent calls and me some texts. It's all dudes. Not one text from a [ __ ], not one call from a [ __ ]. And I looked at her and go, 'So you're gonna entertain him for the Mesonet 'cause he's clearly gay?'"
"Yeah, so the guy that was entertaining me was like talking about murdering people, and I was like, 'This cannot be happening. This is not how I wanna enjoy a $30 glass of wine.' And he's holding his snake knife, snake, snake." [Music]
"Right, good. I was a little, his steak knife, and he's like twirling it around like another series film. I'm mounting in this area. So you get up in those situations, are you saving awkward or?"
"Yeah, well, I'll never feel awkward because no, nobody on this planet could ever make me feel. But why are you sitting there with a man's Wednesday night $110 ribeye steak that needs to be eaten in a [ __ ] hungry? That is why."
"But things he would do to feed your stomach, daddy. First, he called me the next day 17 times in a row. Yeah, yeah. Alright, I didn't even respond. Then he sent me a text like with this location. I was like, 'I'm not coming to air that.' I say, 'I can't.' Like, I thought I can probably like, I want a day just to have like, you know, just to go out there, but it does not work. But I don't be thinking about the whole another guy. I'm not tuned in, so it just doesn't work. Sign, he has to be interested."
"I agree with you because like, as I was sitting there, I was like, 'I would really enjoy if this was the guy I liked.' It's like, I wouldn't do it so much better if it was like somebody that I knew I was gonna suck his dick out to this day. Like it. But I know I'm going to eat this steak and like go home and never talk."
"Everybody listening, you guys already know how daddy gave it down. She's freaking, she's wow, she's out there. She says what she wants at the drop of a dime, sunshine. But I do good, busy, best too. It's just like, it's like listening to your little sister come out and tell you that she's sucking dick. He didn't like, you know what? I know about her sucking penis, you know? But it is small the way they open, why I take it all away. And I guess I'll take all this. And it's been a while. It's a little wild. [ __ ] been a while though. She hasn't balls. Girls thirsty. Okay, their only source of why."
"Okay, well, I had a crazy weekend. I mean, it's always a while with my daughter. She had my turn three. I know him on the juubi on. We got to him by daddy. No, I, I know we have that to a person game. But nevertheless, it went, it's extensible. Everything was great. My daughter is just now telling me to the ladies, gentleman, it, she's up at age three years old. Yeah, bossy, you know, Andy Roddick, FIFA. And I'm thinking about all the things that I put my mother through. I don't like anyone like starts her like undertow. Yeah, it's about to go down. Like, I know for sure that my daughter is about to like give me every bit of when I gave my mother anymore. Yeah, so I mean, I gotta roll with it, but I'm just like, 'Dang, I didn't realize it was gonna be true.' You know, she's a great kid, but she's alive and she's adventurous. She's very cute. She's so cute. Very Hannah. And you know, but sometimes you gotta like set it straight. Now I know how the channel dirty. I have to be in that like for real, for yeah. No is no. Yes, yes. Now it's like the winnings before, right? And five is like when it's cool enough. Then you have to learn these boundaries and everything rolls around like school and everything. Now that's really beat. But nevertheless, I had a really great time. I turn with my baby individually, and I have safari style party. Paint said, 'Oh, I know. I saw the picture. You got a thin paint.' All agree it would have been to go. But you know, honey, my invite must ago. You know why? We always do some flights up, so you can just come with us any day to Disneyland. I said, 'We can do a cute book in her.' I mean, my dinner date with that thing. But I want to rise to. She like, right? She really doesn't like, but she can't go on right anyway, right? Yeah, but she's like two feet tall. She's like the size of Wendy. Yeah, well, I mean, you're not too far off. Obviously, the kitchen about to outgrow me. And wait, stop it. I'm bashing me. I know."
"Well, I mean, the weekend with raver life still. I lost some lighting. I just wants to know any prayers if anybody has loved anybody in the last month, year or so, even two years, three years, five years. Like, you know, the hard thing to deal with, and sometimes I don't even still know how to cope with it. But I just want to say my prayers are with everyone I know, but I have to just get that off, right? Yeah, so God bless. Thank you."
"Sometime, have you ever kissed like jizz in the club? Like make out? Yeah, make out like bowl on white girl kiss, kiss, you know? Like there's always kids. Yeah."
"Oh my God, no, girl, I've never done that, but I've seen it happen before."
"No, I know. Let's talk about the club really quick before we take this minrray. I went to, so anyways, on Friday night, we go out for drinks. We go to this day at Mastro's. I'm shit-faced. When we go home, I pass out, and I bet she taps me on the shoulder up at midnight and was like, 'Okay, I'm gonna have to pull the friend card on you. I need you from the club with me. Dude I've been talking to us there. Show out. Nobody [ __ ].' 'Fine, I'll go.' So I go to close, my first time going in six months, and I'm looking around the room, mm-hmm, and I'm like, 'How do people find this enjoyable?' Because one, nowadays, everybody wants to just look at each other. They want to be like the social, I, the pop and person, and it's boring as hell. Like, you're literally squished in somebody's section. So I'm like, 'Dude, that's like literally the benchwarmer on some [ __ ] athletic team.' It's like, 'Excuse me, miss,' like trying to like sit on your feet. You're like drinking is 1942. He thinks you're going to suck his dick. It's like, 'How do people do this every single night with you?'"
"What we don't know, but we can find out when we come back from our break, though. You know, Bry, you're the best. Hot X's a little bit. We got a house. Yeah, something about it sounds like he's from the Bay. Well, Gez is from the Bay. Yeah, move faces from my leg. Yeah, mix together brief debate. So I danced [ __ ] tray, and it's, 'Hi, that song is so late.' The West Coast. We need over our girls on this problem. Yes, we need to work hard to get Blueface over here so he, he can [ __ ] walk on that ass. But you know what? We are going into, shout out to Blueface. I thought everything we were a, let me post from the shade, real man, right? He just bought his first mansion. Ago vitamins with everyone. Well, you know what? He got to where you are now, listening to slowly find a stock eggs, ladies and gentlemen. I am your girl Camilla, and I got my girl Dani in the building. A moon, open wide, ticket. Oh, did you open wider? Take it all in or not on your plan? Yeah, just getting some juicy, juicy, juicy now. All over social media, all over the, what is it? TMZ, Shaver Shade, Rollerball Alert, all the [ __ ] Bob. Windii, it's not, man. My first and foremostly, it's not. Ya know, 'cause I know wherever she's out, whatever she's doing, she is not doing well. I mean, but we put on a front for so many years and talk about so many people and talk about, 'Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's what she gets paid to do.' That [ __ ] made that's all happening. Or do you have to be willing to accept what comes with it? It's all of things she performs. No, she about her husband cheating, though. Her house. She has constantly saddled, and I didn't act like it. Like she's oblivious to the [ __ ] situation. We saw that this woman had a house with the name in his name and everything. It was so many signs that if we can imagine how, you know, her chocolate sugar, other celebrities, is not minor. Man cheated. No, I'm not saying that, you know what? On occasion is by you talking so much [ __ ], that's why everybody is so quick to talk [ __ ] about her. It's me. But I mean, she's made millions and millions of dollars. I'm talking [ __ ]. You keep talking [ __ ], girl, you can't [ __ ] it. That [ __ ] the [ __ ]. All I'm saying is that this scandal is very, very juicy. It's very hot right now. I am sorry that she has to go through this publicly, but I mean, when you're still, what happens and it's popped up, you know?"
"Well, have you seen the chick, though? She's the target, the drip. Everyone always cheats of the uglier chick. Why is that? Is this ugly chicks try murder? I think they tried to mask it that it might not be as bad if it's the chick is ugly, you know what I mean? What do you mean by that? I don't know, like maybe if I go, she was this ugly shaking me, you may not, you know, in my head, I don't think I really like her, you know? I don't know, it's stupid. You know, like I've been cheated on before, and when I look at the chick and like, 'This, this is not you had. Please cheer me with a bad [ __ ] so I can at least like, I get.' Okay, so this is the question with cheating. So if you are getting cheated on and it was a bad [ __ ], but you feel more secure or better about the situation?"
"I would feel better about the situation."
"Yeah, why?"
"It's like, 'Okay, [ __ ] cheated.' Oh, yeah. So now this, that bad [ __ ] can take your [ __ ] because she might be mad to be, we're better [ __ ]."
"Okay, but then imagine it, oh, ugly when you're one. Yeah, really don't feel [ __ ]."
"Yes, exactly. Your situation is really [ __ ] up. You need to just say, 'No, man, that cheap,' because that's what I don't want any man and want to stick its pants in a nutshell here. Like, I just think that you should want my, okay, learn how to be like, it's a big holiday. Want everybody. We're gonna check here and there. But ya know, you're opening the gates for shooting at that very moment on us. There's you are because, you know what? He's gonna think, 'Okay, my girl's cool with another chick coming in. She's gonna be cool with another chick being here when she's not.' Never."
"Yeah, but that's literally, that's your three songs are literally the gates to hell. It can't be."
"But if you have a strong enough, secured a person that knows, 'I'm just [ __ ] this person, just the [ __ ], send them home.' We got that. Basically, big bad. Thank you. I'm not saying I would. Yes, you slide you first. I wrote, 'Okay, I probably would do that just to see if I can.' But I have done that before. So, and how did that work out in a words? Great, girl. The girls got on the floor, slept in. I'm chocolate on the floor afterwards. I was like, 'Girl,' because after a while, it's like, 'Does she stay?' I mean, because I think she was so in love with my ex, like he had her wrapped around his finger, girl."
"Okay, but why does she go home?"
"Because she was like a family friend. So she was always trying to, you know, that friend that always sticks around the, the family after they break up."
"Okay, but after you guys had a threesome, why the [ __ ]? I nailed it already. Didn't mess around with this girl. This girl messed around with my boyfriend. She just said, 'And what did you do?' What looked? And I was like, 'Damn, girl, you're making his mind.' We like masturbating. No, I just was looking 'cause I wanted to see like what a woman picked into my man. Like, I want to see expressions. It was a crazy experience, but it was fun to see it because I, I was dominant, always just like, 'Yeah, [ __ ] [ __ ].' Oh my gosh, you know what? You know, therapist. No, baby, I miss you too. Gotta have fun in the bed. That's I have fun in the bedroom without and none of this [ __ ] [ __ ]. This was like years ago. It's like, 'Wait, okay, so right now with your man, ten?' No, I like him way too much."
"Okay, let's say five, ten years from now, we all need to spice it up. Why you gonna be doing sums?"
"You know, because I love him so much. I didn't, I like that dude, but I didn't like him enough to like not mess around with, you know what I mean? Like, he wasn't like the golden ticket. Like my man now, I will [ __ ] a [ __ ] up. He's a Willy Wonka golden. I will [ __ ] a [ __ ] beauty oil. Like, I don't know what I have, but I know that I have to keep what I have, so I'm not gonna move. Yeah, I don't like it. Said, 'You agree with me when I say that you bring another [ __ ] into the equation for fun, it'll be the talent?'"
"I can't really, can I? I will say it can be because what if this [ __ ] comes in, sucks his dick better than you have ever such as dick before, and then you are [Laughter] like, 'I was a courtroom.' So, excuse me, when you got and cheated on, did you catch him in the act or was it never?"
"Right, never, never, never. It's messages or stuff like that. It's always been a text. You know, I always convinced myself that I should have worked for the FBI because all I need is like four or five clues, then I'll contact in the chicken. Michael, no, that's like, 'Oh, oh, help. I'm fine. I'm a psycho.' I say this alone. Oh, yeah, I know. I know for a fact you like art. Concrete is a good cracker. Is this like you don't know how to control them?"
"Yes, yeah, you have to get it once you learn how to control like the emotions part of your, yourself. And I think I'm a little older than I, I think having a baby may be a little mature in that area. Not an immature, not mature, but in that sense, do you think I'm immature?"
"No, but I think we all have been mature, ladies. I don't think, okay, so I was thinking about the other night, literally to myself, only on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the craziest, I'm about a five, five and a half. Yeah, well, it's not like I'm never gonna go to his house and like knock on the door, every window sheet. And the person is crazy. It makes it better. Like, do you think you can get person back by being crazy and cheating it?"
"Although I will say, guys do like crazy, but they like crazy to a good stuff. Yeah, they're never going to find it cool if you put mothballs in his gas tank and the ship blows up. Did you know that trick? Because..."
"But I'll let my uncle talk about situation when he was caught without her ring. And supposedly she said that until you see her without her ring, you do not have to worry about her. She basically said, 'Don't talk about me and my marriage,' and say, 'You seem to know bangle, girl.' We all saw you with no ring. So being about to ask you what happened. A finally, both supposedly, his and her husband, Kevin Hunter, had a baby by his side piece or whatever. But she knows about this lightly, supposedly, you know? So I mean, I feel I, Wendy, the type of play. I know my man, you wanna wearing a yellow tint aroma that she's super handsome. Oh, well, he's not going anywhere because you're allowing him to do whatever the [ __ ] he wants, like buying this [ __ ] a house and getting her pregnant. So of course he's not going to go anywhere. But my whole thing is, if I was in this situation, right? When you get married, right? It's like a binding contract. So if your husband, our significant other, cheats, he's not obligated to half your [ __ ] because he broke that obligation. He broke his, basically, you broke all the single rights to you. So [ __ ] get a [ __ ] divorce. You won't have to give him half. So why are you staying with them? I don't really know why the girls stay. I mean, they thanks for the love. No, there's no love left. I know, but I feel like if I got cheated on publicly and embarrassed, I would have to leave because I had like too much, yeah, I bribed for myself. And it's just like, I'll have to do a lot on me for sure. So I shooting on the ground, you know?"
"Yeah, but then I got back with him. So she's in the same [ __ ] category. I don't even hurt anything about her. Well, all these ladies seem to be getting on it. 2019, him didn't heat shield ran of a baby, whoops of trouble, right? Yeah, supposedly, yeah. And she, she was like, 'Let me take a list six-month break.' But now we're back together. I'm still looking you the same way I look at Wendy Williams."
"Well, I mean, you know, I thought, and you know, you grew up with the mom and dad that was married. You know, my dad's a serial cheater. So by you seeing that, did you feel a resentful switch or dad?"
"No, I love my dad, but I think my dad can be a piece of [ __ ] for sure. And sometimes I think about all the relationships I've been in. So it's two-sided for me because I've, I look at all the guys that I've dated. No, but why? I've really, really put up with a lot of [ __ ]. But I feel like I've put up with a lot of shaking sites. Where's my mom put up with all my dad [ __ ]?"
"Okay, so if my mom is rocking into the wheels fall off, what makes you different for, that should be me with anyone? I know. Okay, he [ __ ] up, and he maybe if I, you know, be there and stay there, he'll understand. Then he [ __ ] up, and he won't [ __ ] up again because I stayed with it, right? I showed him that I loved him, and he's not gonna, he's not gonna unload on the particle. And you're in the relationship and you expect that person to be loyal and I give you your bare all, and then they mess up that like trust. It's like over, you know? And I'm a big trust person. So like, I feel like if you're not loyal to me and trust, and I feel like those hooks in your hand, you know, that trust and loyalty. And I feel like if you don't have trust and you're not loyal to me, which is being able to go whatever, you'd be a little still there. I got one, my God, I can't buck you, but I got a bad, yeah, a bad. And I feel so good like knowing that I suspect that I'm in right now to be able to say like all these dudes now feel like all these things are in my dance now. And just, you know, it's dudes trying to pop up, and I'm just like, 'I'm good. I'm good.' Yeah."
"Did you think you kind of have that moment where you like, 'Eyes so much fun. This person are always shopping up fifth,' but then it wasn't real, real, you know? Right? Like, this is real, you know what I mean? With all the gimmick, like the mask off, like Pharrell. So it's like no woman wants to get cheated on. This sucks. Maybe that you have to go through this publicly, like I said. And you know, and hopefully like to come out on top. She, the only way she will come out on top is if she dropkicks, let's do it, it moves on with her mother and get back to the TV because guess what, Wendy? My mother is missing you. She watches you all the time, and we love you. Actually, you're great. You know, she's good at her job and get her job. And actually, I, I have been inspired by you. I don't want your show all the time, but I know that you are a great journalist. You have, you know, paved the way for a lot. And I mean, I just hope everything. I mean, let's take a break, ladies and gentlemen. You feel because, you know, a little bit more Winky. Yeah, got teeth about a lot of things, girl. This is swallowing. You listenin' to my ex." [Music]
We are back. I just discovered this new artist on Apple Music because he was, 'Two Baby.' I've never heard of him before, but that song hits like a mother. I think I've heard it before, really, out of it. But that's one is called 'Babysitter,' and it gets me. But show me you don't hang around like you would have loosens a lot of 'em. You know, where are you old myself? And I don't really want you talking about good music. Oh, yeah, because I go to Apple Music and I hit new music, and I just hit the shuffle. This one's better, right? And I save it, and then it has one new thing. So anyways, since we're talking about celebrity news, I just wanted to talk about how Jesse Smollett, so he say his name, it rhymes with mom. Jesse brings big dusty is Big Mac. Another charges were officially dropped, and he is not going to be. This case is all wicked and twisted, and I'm just over it. Yeah, like, I'm just like me. I'm like waiting for the Lifetime special to come out. When is the documentary helping? It was like, I don't know, it's just a weird whole, like, whole situation. It was like a whole publicity stunt in Chicago and the entire and Fox. So do you think that, first of all, okay, fire him. Yeah, but now they're gonna probably bring him back because he's found not guilty. But how does that probably sue them? Yeah, like, 'Y'all, you guys dropped me before I was from guilty, and now I'm not guilty because this [ __ ] ain't gonna trial.' But that's what happens in this industry. They always take what they see on social media or even like the media outlets and but this acts your court case, and then all of a sudden you go to court, and then it's like, 'Oh, okay, you're that's okay.' But this is the thing, Jesse Smollett was, everyone was like, this is what gets me crazy. So I follow a lot of people on Instagram and Twitter, and everyone's like, as soon as he got charged, everyone's like, '[ __ ] him, he's a piece of [ __ ].' Now the charges were dropped. Like, 'I knew.' Yeah, and I'm like, 'Really?' I mean, this book that for one, the story sounded sketch off top. Like being in Chicago 3:00 in the morning, it's free, getting your subway today, highway sound [ __ ] like the Trump support. Like it was just a lot. Black truck, just learning like a lot. Yeah, man, it's like these two Africans working out with them in there. It was just a lot. Then they're seen on security footage behind read some tape and [ __ ] broke. And not funny, but like in these situations, I'm so sorry, I laugh because this world, it's crazy as hell. They all really have to like just laugh it off because otherwise you're just lawyers. You're bought into like all this [ __ ] that's going on, which is not [ __ ]. But it's like, 'Come on, it's a lot of [ __ ] go woman. We're going over here pretending to know what every other line is like crazy.' Yeah, but the funny thing is, is the reason what makes me think of this men have been a setup is the way he had his whole posse behind him, and he didn't his model strut into the courthouse with his sunglasses on like, '[ __ ] I'm about to be free five days asked about me.' And then Boise ID really fabulous. It's like, 'Hey,' and I've met him actually before we got it, you know? So it was kind of shocking to hear that he would something like that. And me personally, having real sick to that situation, like a scandal happening to me and having people say negative things and not knowing the full truth. But I can agree like and understand being in that position, you know, the me never wanting to tell your truth. We can't speak on it, just all the [ __ ] think of all of it. So I just feel sorry for him in that situation. Neither to play they tried to attempt, you know? Right? But we also do it on the truth. Nobody knows. Probably the crazy part is we will never know the truth. Definitely be a Lifetime movie. Oh, no, for sure. And they'll change the name. It'll be like, and it'll be some type of lifestyle movie that somebody is writing it as we speak. We pray for you. Well, obviously, if, if he did get away with it, he has some serious mental health issues. And on that note, Justin Bieber posted online, minds you, Emily, bring us up his novel. Oh, my mother, brothers deep. Okay, and that's supposed to be my husband. [ __ ] you, Hanna Gary. Oh my God, oh my God. No, Haley Baldwin would be paying that back all the way. Not, not f-king. But we don't want to ask anybody, 'Do you want to have love?' I'm just kidding, girl. Like, have a great, have a great marriage, have lots of bait. I know you love Justin. You always talked about him on Twitter, and I used to be like, 'Wah, wah, he's so cute to me.' This is like high school acne away. Oh, let's not muck amid them. Yeah, so can you post it on social media that he's going, he cancelled his tour. People keep asking when he's putting music out, and he said he's working on his mental health and being the best husband and father that he can be. And eventually he'll put out some bangers 'cause all he ever does is bangers, which is true. So we're praying for your mental health. Did I miss something? Did he have a baby that I think she might be right now? Okay, sold in the captioner. Yeah, I saw that he's dead bad. But yeah, I know it's no talking about that. But under sounds like a shoe pardon. Yes, that is officially over between us, even though he's, well, since you feel like he rejected you, let's go into rejection, ladies."
"Well, I don't be like he rejected me. I gotta, well, you didn't get a plaque, so doesn't, well, I didn't get a play because I didn't go. I sucked his dick or the first night like a real, oh, whoa. Thankful that you, because if you on the first night, Danny, you know who's, you know, it's like taking over the first night. I mean, don't want you clear the throat. Let me clear my throat. Is like, is the first date and I met the guy already, or is it like first day, first everything, first time meeting, you know what I mean? If you're going on a date, it's so the first time it means don't have. I don't. Yeah, so I mean, obviously, if you're going on a date, you've already met them before. Mmm. And so now it's like, 'Oh, you have a crappy night at the end of the night.' Yes, again, I might have that moment, you know, then give you, get it poppin'. That look, that like pasta, that fettuccine pasta. Like it was real good. A tyrant. Dan, depends on the individual, like, you know, me and the vibe and everything. And if I really, really like you, and then maybe not never on the first date. No, I don't know you. Yeah, this possum item in this [ __ ] Zima better. You can wait. You gotta be like, first of all, it takes like three years since I might take no today. So they're waiting forever. And I realize this, but the like ligamentous, but that they don't have a game you in a date. And it's like, 'Why don't I feel if you haven't gone on a date with someone, it's been three years, it's, it's probably because in your parts and parts, it's not meant to be.' But it's like they're cool people, and I'm just like, 'Oh, maybe it's just not,' you know? So."
"Well, there's some first date etiquette comes mind or like, yeah, for sure, open the car in the car door for sure. Let me ask you this, okay, what, since we're in LA, people do this sometimes, think, 'I'm gonna call you anyway because we're both in a drinks animal getting over.' Well, I haven't dated in the Uber. Well, let's just say hypothetically, okay, this happens. He texted you, 'Alcohol unit over is gonna come to the restaurant. I'll meet you there because I hope I walk over the bus to drink.' You wait downstairs and you realize this [ __ ] called to me to go home. What'd you do? Uber Pool? I'm like, 'You know what? Let me pull over to the side, baby. Your [ __ ] against is not happening tonight.' I mean, I'm not saying that I can't get in an Uber Pool, but just let me know. Like, you know, my nice money funny will put you in a boom. It'll be like, 'You know what? Tonight is not the night ever, ever to be Obama.' Dude is putting me in Uber Pool. Like, you, you cannot support this dinner. Why am I even meeting you out? Because you obviously can't afford the drinks we're about to drink, the food we're about to eat. I mean, I need to get the [ __ ] on outta here before it even starts. So do you think like if someone today and they make you, you know?"
"But I remember I went on a date with this guy. It is so messed up because this guy was handsome. It's just a focus of I never had like a sister hookup type of situation. Matter of fact, she was one way. No, before I get back, I was mama's boy. And this guy was a lawyer. You know what? I was like, 'Only some handsome who have a good job.' And I really, really left my wallet. Like, really. But I know in this world, I kind of looked like, 'Yeah, [ __ ] you left your wallet,' you know what I mean? And I'm looking for our civil rights. So let me, let's rewind for a second. Check comes, leader, put it. No, I'm not looking at you like, 'No, no, no, no.' It's not about that. It's just about the fact that that conversation should have never been high. It was a conversation with, 'Okay, well, you need to explain you.' There wasn't the conversations with a money came. I just happen, I mean, when the check came or whatever, still, I'm like, I still didn't have my watch. Is what I'm saying. But I think in his mind, he thought that I left my wallet. Perfect. He didn't say anything. It was just the way he act. So use, you're gonna find yourselves to bring up forever. No, I'm just looking at my person like, 'Oh, [ __ ], I left my wife,' you know? But not in the midst of I was looking for lip gloss or something like that and noticed that my part wasn't there in my wife. You know, I have never, besides he paid, but he was paying, paid for the dinner, worried about the dinner. But I felt like I didn't get a second date. I feel like women should be, do you think women should feel obligated to pay for half on the first date?"
"No, I do not. I feel like you, I believe that women should pay for at least six months. But I have been on a day where a guy, but he was younger and Deucalion having this money. And I'm just like, 'I can't expect this young athlete to like take me on this $500 on day time.' You see women, you know, then he's going to dude that you should be David. I don't need this to happen. No, no, no, because honestly, the news I could take another $500. David, the one person she owe us right after and go in that little, 'Oh, he's waiting to give you a chicken sandwich in the house.' It's somebody that I'm around the tank. No, no, he's gonna go all out of his way to get you that [ __ ] Chicken McNugget eggs. Okay, Marty, get your [ __ ] [ __ ] after you get your [ __ ] by getting you the five dollar chicken being on it McNuggets from McDonald's. He's gonna start treating you like [ __ ] and cheating on you just like the $500. You know what? I'm gonna take long. I'm gonna take that five minute all dinner. I'd rather get you down that way. The night their mentality. That's where you got to miss the girl. I dated broke-ass dudes. I'm talking like I paid for everything. Like my, that's boy, you're [ __ ]. Yeah, every started for sure. But these two just treat you just like a dude that has mad money. No. 10, I'm definitely saying yes. But that was your father's starting off. We're paying for dinner. All I'm saying is a man that appreciates the dinner. All I'm saying is a $500 on day visit necessary. Me, then he's gonna treat you like, 'Oh, this is, I don't have [ __ ]. Take me on $2,000 cooking me.' Like that's me. It's nothing about the money. How you treat me at this day and age is what's way more important. How much money to spend on because that's eat, right? Are you so bad and he has no respect for you? A man that will sit there in like my man now call him check though. Me, baby, check though means I'm going home. I have never had that every time. Okay, you know, I can't in that aspect. But I'm just saying for me, right? I cannot take a dude seriously that can't because I've dated so many broke Jews. I now will never do it again. I'm not doing. I'm now at the age where I'm like, 'You need to at least take care of like the food. I'll do the dishes.' Like there's got to be like an equal medium. I'll never be with some. I didn't see you do a struggle alien. Yeah, I mean, not struggling. I'm not saying they coming that stroke. But I am saying they like if he knew or you just think 'cause if you which is going on the day, then you should have no feeling. All the feeling that you have when you've on these days need to be thrown out the [ __ ] window if that's all you want. It's a most wanted evening, and that's just a rush of dejes. You're dating for the purpose of having a $500 day bimmers. No, I'm dating for the conversation. If you're my future husband, I'm dating for the butterflies. Well, you got to go for the person that's real denial. You know, just pamper expensive Internet. Yeah, no, I mean, and I know people looking at you like, 'You know what, [ __ ] after you, I'm gonna see the next [ __ ] exit. Let's go.' No, we just like them, you know, leaving over. And he can have a [ __ ] that just left five minutes before you. So can I do that? Can't afford the five minute all is in there. If you're right, all the same, they're all the same. But you gotta find a good one. The mine is therefore not know about facts for [ __ ]. You gotta just find, you just not happier. You could go through Dibble and dad. You don't, I mean, you gotta figure it out. You'll find somebody that's crazy. I don't have a rejection. Well, so, well, you need some if you can't help. But I'm just looking for me. It's like I enjoy, okay, so there's one of two things that I've noticed. So before you go on to that, we got a minute break, maybe one, two, and then we'll come back to that. Back the exits, puck, sweetie. Alright, you guys are listening to 'Swallow It Open Wyatt Al-Anon.' A stop. A kinda girl can be like, 'I got my girl Danny in the field in.' And you know what? It in other white, take it all in. About go to a break. We'll be right back. They are they saying [ __ ] on my face? Oh, [ __ ] out of my face. Oh, [ __ ] out of my face. Yeah, okay, okay. I mean, yeah, everybody, you know what? Danny is not accepting bait that you cannot afford a $500. That mean you never say if you."
Want a price tag on society? They might not displayed. Danny, all I want is some wine and some good food. I don't care how much it costs. It could be you 50 bucks or it could be five hundred. I know you can use some moves. Go on. I just for me, it's like I don't always want to be appreciated and take, you know? I want to be treated like a queen. Yeah, that is that. And I also decide what I need to know that if I'm dating you and I get pregnant because I'm feeling you, like I'm not, I'm happy. I don't need to go get a job at Walmart right after I go. Or less, you might have to if you, if you slip up on the wrong person. If you help you like that's why you gotta have it. Secure your own bag, your own bags in this bag. So when I have a baby, I'm gonna need you to have your own bag so their baby can stay home. Please say I'm not raising your kid, girl. Let me tell you this. Then home, what a kid is a job. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh no, you got to pay me to take care of your kids. Crazy rejection. We just, you know, come on the topic. What rejection is open wide? Take it off. Any hope you like to go and this is open all the way. Take it all away. You are listening to - talk X. You guys can catch us 11:00 p.m. on Thursday. Actually, you know, you catch us on a swallow a podcast on Instagram. So yeah. So you've been rejected recently? Actually, recently this week. This week. Rejection. How do you feel at this moment? I'm gonna lie to you. I cried all last night. I cried this morning. I don't handle rejection well at all. How long's [Music] your on is alone? I honestly don't really know much about it. And you cried really great? And it's just because you're emotional about him or your emotion about the fact that you? Okay, well, how do you, how do you feel? He rejected you. Okay, so it's the guy from Chicago. Okay. And we've been texting and I'm asking all about this show. I don't know, Danny, all the time. Can we just start naming them something else? You know, so they won't know exactly. But nobody knows, like literally no one would even know I even know this guy exists. Okay, I work. Yes, it's like I have no correlation with this man whatsoever. Bigger, like it's fine. But we mean, like text and I've asked to see him a couple of times. He's like, a busy working, working, working, whatever. And we texted over the weekend. And then yesterday, he posted a picture on Instagram and he's healing. Callie, so that you stop. Oh, you, oh, you follow that girl? I'll be some phony subdued. I sucked his dick and follow you on it. You can for sure. But I sucked your dick. I'm gonna like your pictures. In fact, like this. Every girl is all about [ __ ] peers. Okay, I [ __ ] him. I licked his butthole. What do you guys wanna touch about? Oh my god. Oh, no. He's like a very clean. He seems like a very like a rejection. Why are you so weird about buttholes? Anyone notice that? Cam, any time, any time we bring up fellas, ain't no can like shuts the [ __ ] down. I think I'm traumatized with the girl. Okay, that's for next week's episode. So rejection. Have eyes? Oh, wait. Let me fit. All I've got story. [ __ ] you wouldn't care about my feeling is what got friend. Are you? I do care about your feelings. And I feel like this happens all the time with who? Just like, no, twice. Twice in the last year. I mean, yeah. So will the other guy was like, not really rejection. He was just a piece of [ __ ] that's different. He got caught being a piece of [ __ ] okay. You're on. You know, this is my first like, real like rejection, right? So he posted a picture. He's in LA. So I text him, go, "Hi, are you in California?" And you never responded. And he's never not responded to me. Well, maybe you should have just, you know, slid, "Hey, what you're doing?" So that you can see if he would tell you, you know? Because the night before we were texting. Oh, and you've never let no, but whatever. Clearly, he's hid in one. Exactly. So he is not interested. But if you call him after you posted the picture, he's like, "This [ __ ] see my picture? That's why she's actually from Italy." No, obviously. I saw your [ __ ] picture, right? Obviously. You know, you'd be [ __ ] LA. Exactly. Probably like, "I'm not answering that. Done that question. You thought my picture, you know?" So that's why that's. I'm not dealing with it. Well, I'm not handling it well. I'm soaping. I know I did see it in your eyes, right? Yeah, yeah. You might transform me. But you know what? And that [ __ ] though, because I love yous. I don't want to see you sum over negative is out here. Needs like, "Oh my, just told I would, I would rather prefer the some guy just literally put on a piece of paper, you should excel." But for me, it's like, I, I'm not handling it well because of the situation. Like, how good of a time we had and you said, "I want to have you back. You're not gonna like, you're not gonna forget about me, right?" No. But like, now you're here and you don't want to see me. So I understand that. I thought, and it's not even that I want to be in a relationship. What I would have [ __ ] you again. We're not, we're never gonna [ __ ]. Well, why don't you just call him and tell him I want to [ __ ] with you? Or I just want to [ __ ]? That's it. Say that. Because he might think you want to be the whole take a dinner, then you want to come home with me, and you want to sleep my bed, then I got to take you to breakfast in the morning, then I gotta send you up over, then I gotta pay another. If you find me, like, you don't do all that. And that's probably what you want. And I'm good. Yeah. But yes, even if I never [ __ ], I want everything that has to come with [ __ ]. I want dinner. I want the drinks. And I walk right that morning. I want to cuddle. I want to take a shower. But you just don't want that $500 dinner, right? Make something. Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know how hard it is. It's like pulling a [ __ ] tooth out her damn thing. But I'm like, battling without each other. But make her understand something. Now, you see, I'll show my weak. Both teams including. It's not that he's not interested. He did. You think I'm sure nothing else? Or he's just busy doing something else? I wouldn't even say that. He, yeah, he's now. He is never not respond to me before. That is the first text. Every maybe busy working. We might have breath. You know, the kind. You know, and when you date really rich guys, this is what happens. You have to be okay with him not taking you back to a few hours. You have to find something to do in the meantime. Take over 24 hours. Well, you know what? Protecting with say, "Hey, are you okay?" I'm absolutely never sending it times over again. I bet you. Well, they are also nice. Anyone thanks me later on tonight. That could be like sentiment for page 17. You poor pays letter. Well, you're not. I am pissed. It with the kids. You said I don't know. But we now come home. You know, we just respect Italy. How do you feel? Okay about that? Well, you know what? It's all right here. Leah, we are going to go in. Old girl, the show is done. You gotta get the bleep outta here. You know what that's crazy? Yo, the first time I never look back at the clock. You show me you got this. Really? The first time I never look back. I didn't even know it was done. In this [ __ ] oh, there. Yeah, we're done, girls. I don't know what I've coming shows and projects. You know, I just did the woman's amusing project with my girl Chrissy. Being gonna do if you guys check out my page, the real Camila P on Instagram. You can check it out. All the red carpet specialist on there. I'm so glad to be back in my element. I'm so glad to be I'm here with my girl, Daddy. And I just, I'm just so glad to be back into work. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I really have no shows or projects from yellow. Because no, almost to Cassie. But Tyler Perry, like, holla. Okay. Yes, I'm gonna give me a [ __ ] roll. You got an audition. But we're gonna head out. We're gonna make sure she gets an acting coach, ladies. Luna, and make sure she gets out there because we want any succeed. So thank you guys for tuning into the episode. I am Camilla. I got my girl, Dani, in the building. This is open waffle. Oh my god. Open. This is swallowing. Open wide and take it all in. And if you like what you heard, because we know you did, the same time, same place. We'll see you next week. Bye. Oh, see, that's why I got her to have my back. When you, when you fumble, I pick up. I pick the ball back. Exactly. That's how we touchdown. So I get work. [Music] You.