Teanna Trump's MIND BLOWING No Jumper Interview

Nobody knows me like this. No, Jennifer, coolest podcast in the world. And today, all of a sudden, all of a sudden, we got one of the most lit interviews that the people have just asked me for. You know, you're one of the most requested interviews. Am I? Yeah. No, really. You never, you never see someone say like, "Oh, dunno jumper." You know what made me [ __ ] Trippi Red? Wow, okay, here we go. You know what? Maybe you really, you commented under my [ __ ], you were like, "Look, let's rippy smash or something." I swear to God, I was not gonna let him smash. Really? Because, you know, he was going off, just talking about you like he, he sort of just decided that you were like the girl that he wanted to try to exercise his clout muscles and see if he could get with. And it worked. It worked. After a week of him dick riding me, he was dick riding. I think he was posting me on his, his story. He made me his [ __ ] Instagram picture. You don't, hey me? Wow. So I feel like he had, he had to definitely get it wet before you wouldn't. What's so weird? 'Cause that's always an option as a dude. Like, if you're out here just trying to get some [ __ ], that you could like fangirl about a girl and then she might be complimented enough that she would actually [ __ ] you. I never got to that point in my life because I've had a girlfriend for like two and a half years. Okay. I'm not denying that. I'm just saying that I've never been in the position where sometimes you'll see a rapper and they'll be like, you know, they'll just pick some model and they'll just start posting her and just start saying, you know what super corny one, they'll be like, "All my followers go tell blank blank blank, but I want to [ __ ] or that I'll treat her right type [ __ ]." I've seen it. You've seen it. I've seen it. I don't like it. I don't like it either. It's corny as [ __ ]. Don't put her on a pedestal, but it works for true. So good job, Trippi. So when a guy like Trippi, right, hits you up and he's a famous rapper and everything, there's not like a bone in your body that's just like, you know what? I'm gonna bless them. I'm gonna gift him with this ass. You're not attracted to the face tattoos and the red dreadlocks? [Music] Okay, but not exactly. No, it's not like your main type. I want a big boy to pick me up and [ __ ]. You want a Jason Love? Because I was just looking, I was just looking at your Twitter and I just saw him [ __ ] railing you out over and over and over. Going through your Twitter. Jason is my masterpiece. Really? Well, I feel like I have had a lot of good dick lately because I was like, out of porn for two years. Yeah. It's like me trying to find good dick. It was me and it was trash. The guys would comment, be like, "Oh, I got a bigger dick than so and so." And then I would go. Trash. But Jason, they be birth control right now. Really? That's how good he is. But I think maybe I'm sexually frustrated. Probably. Because a lot of the sex I do is for usually the men or the man. If you listen, if you have to ask me if I, if I have calmed yet, [ __ ], I didn't come. So you're basically talking about like the porn world. Like when you have sex in that environment, it's all about them. That's how you feel. I, I do. They don't do enough pussy eating. Really? And even when they do, it's more like, it's like the look of it. So you want like an artist? So you want somebody who's really gonna dig in and just go crazy on that box? Right? I mean, me and my girlfriend have this issue as well. She feels like I don't here [ __ ] enough. I do it, but you know, the frequencies just make you suck dick more than he is. Me, that's wrong in a relationship. I would kind of say so. She should be able to starfish sometimes. Starfish? Because you get this sort of sprawl out and just let me just go to town. Because I'm sure you do it. I'm sure he gets the starfish [ __ ]. Oh yeah. Whoever gets to be the laziest in sex is the one who's like exerting the most power. Whoever's the laziest wins. That's alpha male. Is you get to be really, really lazy sexually? Are you alpha male? I don't know. Exactly. If I want to say yes, that's not. Yeah. Okay. I'm definitely a control freak. I definitely like wanna have [ __ ] my way. If it's not my way, then I'm pissed. And I need to manipulate the situation. I definitely am NOT trying to have anybody sort of like one-upping. Yeah, I know myself enough to know that like, yeah, I do definitely have a desire to be like, in charge of the situation. Okay. Or no. How do you like it? How do I like getting head? Yeah, slobbers great. Deep feelings, great. Sure. I mean, those are just like the basic ways that a good blow job selling options. Well, I heard this guy was talking to me, he was like, "I hate when girls suck the balls." And like, like so. I think that too. Oh my God, you're right. But in porn, they want us to do that. So I was like, [ __ ] dude, I've been doing this [ __ ] all along. Yeah, yeah. It's low-key been hurting, right? Well, it hurts me personally, but I also feel like I have sensitive balls. And, you know, it's funny is that my girlfriend knows. But but every time we hook up with Riley, which at this point is probably like four or five times, every time she'll go and do some aggressive ass ball-sucking move and then she'll be like, "Oh, I almost forgot, he has sensitive balls." He points it out. I smash myself in the in the nut sack with my bike seat so hard that I came blood for for it. Is really? Yes. Well, not all blood, but there was blood. Am I [ __ ]? You swear to God. I swear to God. Yeah. Is that gross? I didn't know that was blood in it. I say shake side be awkward. Connor, so you're just really with the business crazy. Like, what? Give me an example. Turn a mic up or something. Chris. Okay. Oh my God, had sex with this rapper guy, would not say it. It's super popular. And I remember he had a bunch of hair on his dick. Okay. And I, we did it in the dark. So I remember like he had a really small penis. I'm never touching it. And fill in some like weird object over on the left. I don't know what the [ __ ] it was. I got tested after and I was good. But [ __ ] felt like a mountain. No, I'm kidding. Like it was like, you know, something was here. He was big on his dick. He might have had some sort of cancerous blob or. Yeah. And then the other day, I [ __ ] this football player. Oh, he had the same [ __ ]. It was like a big ol something near the shaft. We're like, you know, you hold it to like hold it up. Yeah, right around that area. It was hard. But I didn't look. I didn't turn the lights on. I didn't want to know. I just don't want to know. That sounds crazy. I've never heard of that. Of me, there's two dicks. Maybe I don't know. It was just Blueface said he has two dicks. Yeah, right. Well, but he was talking about like his actual dick and then his gun, 'cause they call it gun-dick, eagle way. But there's a question, would you smash Blueface? If you would have put me in thought, Tiana, a whole bunch of regular girls that I know. Yeah. I was wondering while it was up for that. Take me back to young Tiana Trump. When do you like, what was your sexuality like as a youngin? Like, how did it come into bloom? Well, okay, so I remember when I was really young, I liked to all my friends and told them that I had had sex. So I felt the need. I feel like I had to have sex. You're one of them. Yeah. And then after I did, I felt like guys liked when girls had a lot of sex. I was totally wrong. 'Cause like then I got called like thought, and you're gonna die of AIDS and all this dumb [ __ ]. But I literally was just [ __ ] everybody. I loved it. Even when you were, when you lose our virginity, holy. That was when I left middle school. I'd like 30-something partners. I mean, I took off in high school. I would drive to Notre Dame. I would drive. Those were like colleges. I you man, all of them. I'll just [ __ ] everybody. So all these guys got statutory rape cases that they don't know about. I was no. Maybe. Yeah. But don't count. I mean, down. It's nice that you're not gonna report them and that they're not gonna go to jail for it. But I just wanted to point that out. Is that like their lives could have actually been really, you know. It's crazy. So the person that like got me, got me, got me into porn was a Pacers player. I was 16 years old and he hit me up on Instagram. So we've had Ben and I had, we have pictures. We have videos of me 16 and having sex with this man. I'm not 16. Age can sit though. So he's good. But that's not on Twitter. But okay. Yeah, I know, right? They're like [ __ ]. But I literally, I told him like a couple years ago, I was like, "How old do you think I am?" And he, I said some dumb [ __ ] like 26, 20. Was like, "No." And when I met you, how 16? Crate. He, 'cause he would videotape me. Did he freak out? No. When he realized those videotapes were child porn? No. Okay. He still shows me. I'm in a hacker got ahold of him. No one ever did. We never had it blown. You have us no snitching policy, I'm guessing. Yeah. Have you ever tried to air a guy out? Really? I've been thinking about it. Really? Yeah. There's just one. I love this one famous athlete. Logged into my Instagram, of my Twitter 'cause he said he was gonna help me out with business. No, he went on there was messaging men. Hey, messaging men acting like me. But he was like, "I got a new number. Hit me up. I got a new iPhone 10." And he would message him, ask them for like videos. I'm talking about top five highest paid basketball player. Wait a minute. So this guy wanted men to send him naked videos of themselves, [ __ ] girls, or him jacking off, or anything. He get no money or no sibling. And so this guy is low-key gay and the world doesn't know about it. To God, you just a top five earning basketball player. That's a pretty small little demographic right there. But I don't, no one would ever know 'cause I don't follow anybody. Well, do this. Somebody out there. This is such a small category. I'm not even kidding. And [ __ ] you [ __ ]. Oh, I'm so pissed off about that. Sure. I know you're pissed off about the fact that he utilized your Instagram to do this. What kind of trust and ass [ __ ] are you that you were just letting somebody use your Instagram, right? Oh, I didn't know my instrument password. Shows like, try softball 19. Try this. Try this. You know, like neighbor, all these stupid passwords. So he took the [ __ ] passwords and went and logged into my Snapchat. Oh my. So he saved all my videos so it could look like it was him. So he was, he was on it. And he told me, 'cause I logged him out of all my [ __ ]. This is a rich man. And this is not rich. Yes, hobby. These dudes are sick [ __ ]. I swear. He told me if I didn't give him my logins back, that he was gonna take over my entire cell phone number. Holy [ __ ]. So there's that. Wow. There's some weird guys out there, huh? Is that one of the weirdest things that you've run into in terms of just these creepy eyes dudes up there? Do my Uber driver on the way here was being extra. He was like, "Yeah, just in my nipples, rut. I just like a bit a little bit and then I'll come." I'm not after that. No, my call. You know, did you say anything to encourage him saying this? Yeah. What were you saying? I was like, "I don't know a lot of guys that like that." Yeah, you just got to look at and bite a little bit. How do I even start talking about sex with Uber drivers? Oh, he picked me up from a porn office and he knew. So he was like, "I mean, he was asking me a bunch of questions like, what are you doing?" I just busted it out. You just started talking sexy to him. Yeah. Then you were just praying that he wasn't gonna lock you in the car and drive you to Arizona and bury you in the desert. I wish he would try. Really? You think you [ __ ] him up? Oh [ __ ]. I think you [ __ ] me up. I believe in a fight. I think that you would have me hands up, but as soon as it went to the ground, it's over. My legs lock. Your legs lock. I think my jujitsu background is probably stronger than, you know. I never want to get me in a belt 'cause it doesn't have to be that official. I kind of wanted to sneak on someone, suck dick for a black belt. She's supposed to black belt that she just scammed her way. Bravo. Hands it over. Black belt. But you're legit. Well, that actually, you know what? That would be a good YouTube video doing jiu-jitsu against porn stars. Although I don't know of any other ones that claim to have any kind of background. You might want to come ready though, 'cause I don't, I don't want you want to embarrass you. You're supposed to be, you know, Adam. But I think that the alpha, I think that the response from the fans would be really good if you did tap me out. I think that's what they want to see. They definitely don't want to see me crack your ankle or something for business. You ever do this again? Yes. Oh, it seems a little short. So you got the UFC fighters on your vote? Really? I'm scared of dating because I bet he would beat my ass. Conor McGregor? No, no. He works with Conor though. Works for him. Well, arrow, don't know like 30 plus people on his frickin Instagram. You should. Yeah. Yeah, crazy. So, okay, you started thought and at a very young age. Yeah. And in high school, you were driving from Notre Dame, just smash the whole football team. Making these connections. Well, I only needed to get in. So I'll even say his name because he knows Louis Nix. Play for Notre Dame. We were like dating a little bit when I was in high school and stuff. So he was like my like get into the [ __ ] because I was wrong. His friend and I started seeing like who's popular. Then I started being a crazy [ __ ] and like looking up like top 15 recruits and I would stalk him and like drive to other games. And [ __ ] was it anything about the game itself? Or was it just that you were attracted to the fact that they were popular and rich? Yeah, big deals. Theoretically. And I was like, they probably have big dicks. Mm-hmm. So if you all just put on a hunt for big dick? Not even big dick, really, just good dick. Really? Define good dick. It can't just be big. You gotta make me [ __ ] at least three plus times. Wow. How long does it take you to come on average? I think it's very fast. I feel like I'm [ __ ] boring. Um, I feel like it's like, where's the pigs? Look like he's [ __ ] me. I'm doing it with my myself, right? You know, I feel like two, three minutes, right? But you seem like you're probably one of those girls whose vagina is just like overflowing and erupting and it makes it hard to keep [ __ ] because all of a sudden it's. Yeah, I could be one of those. So, okay, but like, have you always just stayed? Have you always been motivated to continue thudding? Like, is this just always been something that just like stood out to you as like one of your main pursuits in life? Or do you ever think about leaving the game behind? I don't know what I would do. I'm just gonna do this [ __ ] for a while. How old are you? 23. 23. Okay, let's talk about getting into porn. I was 18. 18. And as soon as you turn 18, you were just like, let's get into it? No, it was in November. It was Thanksgiving break. I remember like around that time, one of my friends was like, "You can get paid for laundry modeling." Was a [ __ ] lie. I mean, you're in Florida. I was in Indiana. Indiana? That's where you're from. I love a Hoosier. Okay. Yeah. And I googled it, found an agent. It was her [ __ ] porn, but I just went out and did a solo scene. I liked it. The dudes were [ __ ] weird though. They totally got over on me. I [ __ ] one of the PAS. A bunch of reciate because you were supposed to? Or because I was new? I didn't. They were just trying to holler at you. And you hang on there like, "This is a pretty girl." And this was in Indiana. New biles? New biles? That's what it's called, right? So they flew you out and this was your first porn scene? And were you just having a great time? You enjoyed it a lot? Everybody? Right. I didn't think anything about it. But now I'm like, "Help, some good ass footage out there." Me, man, right? My first ever. But it was only for a solo scene. And I [ __ ] one of the guys. So he technically has my first Ford scene. How much were you getting paid at this time? Nothing. I probably got like $500 for that. Wow. And so how did you get more deep into that? Just came with that skill? Yeah. You think you just impressed everybody about good you were? Uh, really? I think that me going to jail kind of helped. So you don't think you were that big before the prison thing? I like I was like mediocre. And then like the prison thing like really like. Okay, so let's talk about the prison situation. What happened? I move in packs. Yeah. Six pounds to Memphis. We got pulled over in Oklahoma. Driving from where? A lady Memphis. Was six pounds in the trunk. Yeah. Okay. And why were you doing this? Were you just with some dude? It was me. It was my ex-boyfriend. I didn't need the money. He needed it. That was his like little thing he had going on. But I felt like driving all the way to Memphis for six pounds and petty has [ __ ]. Right? That's a 27-hour drive. So we would split it. So I was driving and I had got pulled over for not signaling 150 feet. So I felt like I was the reason we got in trouble. So you seem like straight-up like if a guy starts dating you and he's got any kind of criminal enterprise, you're just down. You just be bagging up coke for him? You'd be doing whatever? 'Cause you drove the six pounds? People use me out here. What kind of game did this guy have that he had? You know, she was a porn star. He was a nobody. I met him when I was brand new to porn. Uh-huh. So I was 18. So he scooped me quick. And then I liked his ass. You know, I was back. And I'm like, damn, that's so embarrassing, right? And so then you ended up doing how long in prison for this? Six months. Six months. I did. I did 15 days in jail and they took my ass to prison. It was so ridiculous. How was it? I mean, it was just like a big ass boot camp. I mean, it was really scary. It was really hard. But the best way I can explain is like a big ass boot camp. And the [ __ ] they look like men. They think they have facial hair like you. They shave for so many years. [ __ ] they have that she had carved up and everything. Really? I did it all. I was so close. Know why? 'Cause they said that a lot of them have AIDS. 'Cause it's like a dog. It's a big think about it. It's a big fish bowl. And everyone loved the lifers. You know, they're in there right forever. Some person gets AIDS, it infests the whole fish bowl. Yeah, they got you around all these scumbags have been there forever. Huh? Yeah. Wow. I was a Mabel Bassett, one of the worst. It's a private one prison. It's not state ran. So private owned. They don't have to meet certain expectations like each state would have to. So it was really shitty. Super stupid. Holy [ __ ]. I'm running away. Did you feel like they were gonna take advantage of you against your will? Maybe sometimes. But only when I was alone. But I would try not to be alone. Right? Yeah. Like the big, big diesel dyke [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah. So you were just masturbating in jail? Oh, you [ __ ] the CIOs? No, no. And I'm, I would have, I swear to God, I would have for a bag of McDonald's. So what a God. Oh, we're done anything. What they never offered. And they only found out who I was the last two months. So I didn't have them. And you know, they were like, a little bit each day like, "Oh, oh, can I get an autograph?" "No, we'll let you out of your room for a couple extra hours." Hmm. So if I would have been there a couple more months, probably I'm [ __ ] I would have been too bad either. Like, I mean, after waiting that long, you know, [ __ ] some random [ __ ]. Yeah, you guys like [ __ ] up. Not like, not bowing like criminally? About no, because then he wouldn't be able to [ __ ] his wife anymore because he'd seen what that good-good was like. Swear to God, he would came back to work. She would be like, "Honey, why don't you wanna [ __ ]?" Would he get home? Right. Swear that she's a [ __ ]. You [ __ ] the prisoners again, man. There was a guy like a year before I was there that was [ __ ] a bunch of him and he ended up getting AIDS from him and giving it to his wife. So there was a whole thing about like, she know, 'cause she, oh, she's in prison now. Excuse it. That's like a sex offender. I think if you [ __ ] some that's a car sir. You can't [ __ ] a prisoner. Yeah. So he's like in jail or some [ __ ] now. And he got a charge for giving his wife that. Yeah. So like, so were you done with this dude as soon as you went in? Or are you continuing to president? White would call him sometimes 'cause I was like, "This is your [ __ ] [ __ ]. You know, like victim." But I know we broke up way before I went to prison. So then was the deal that you couldn't do porn or anything for a certain period of time after that? After your bid? Yeah, they wouldn't let me. What, what is the specific terms of that? How are they allowed to tell you you can't do something that's legal? So here, so 'cause I'm in Indiana and it's illegal. So she wouldn't give me permission to leave the state for porn. And if I did, she would violate me because I lied about the reason I was leaving. Mm-hmm. Other [ __ ], they just don't like porn, I'm guessing. The court is actually Indiana and Oklahoma. They were like, "What do you do?" "You need to stay out of there." "Oh, we're just the flyover states." Ultimart. Now I'm in the hood. Why? Uh, 'cause I grew up like I run all white folk. So I feel like I want to be around my black folk. And like, I don't get. We got plenty of black people out here. But Atlanta, there's a lot of better places than Baltimore. I'm thinkin'. So Baltimore City can't afford. Uh, what's the things where you're going so fast and it can catch you on a picture? They don't have that out here either. Or what's the call? With a copy this thing where it takes a picture, you wanna drive in and tells you? Yeah. Well, in the cops in the city don't have radars. So you can go as fast as you [ __ ] want in Baltimore. In the city. What are you in a [ __ ] Fast and Furious movie or something? Just gonna drive around fast. Swear. Swear. Wow. Okay. It's also like, there's so much more worried about murders. Like right now, they're not. No one's getting no possession charges. The DEA just talked about. They're not doing any of that [ __ ] work. You know, I just interviewed a rapper named Shorty Shorty from Baltimore who's blowing up right now. Who, and the chorus on his song, I was introduced to. But the chorus on his song, his [ __ ] you a dog and your homegirls too. Which I'm thinking is actually, it might have been about you. Sure. He shorted ya. And I'll put a dick sucking video of me sucking his dick on Twitter next week. He's probably down. I'm just kidding. No, I don't know what his dick game is like or anything. But he's a cool dude. You might want, you might be interested. He's in Baltimore. Oh, yeah. He's from Baltimore. Oh, whose face from the grimy [ __ ]? Okay, listen. Try me. It's the Baltimore hell of times. I just can't imagine why you would want to spin to ride BMX back in the day. We were a bike sometimes. Oh, yeah. There was just riding everywhere. You ever heard of 12 o'clock boys? Yeah, the motorcycle guys, right? Or the [ __ ] ring? Do you like that? I do like that. Yeah. Use illegal. A knife. Like it's just like you seem like you're just hell-bent on infiltrating every subculture that the world has and just [ __ ] all the participants in it. I can't wait till you like get into the politics world and just smash much of senators. All right. Half. Wow. Really, man. The mics are off. We do these mics go off. Did you [ __ ] Trump? But you sound like a better NDA than Stormy. I wish. Hmm. I'm agin him when he gets out there. Really? I'm agin him. You would smash Trumpy? Million noise. Oh, yeah. 'Cause it's Trump. Yeah. Oh, right. The other Trump. And I [ __ ] he's so [ __ ] old that he wouldn't know if I had a little video like popping out the corner like, "Yeah, I don't." There's like so much technology. I'll put some [ __ ] glasses on the camera. The Shazam's or whatever. That's I'm not sure Sam. But what are the spectacles? Oh, the right. No, you wouldn't know what the [ __ ] was going on. Get him. There's no way. I just want to say before we even getting too much further into this, this hoodie is now available from Humber.com. So head on over there. It's available for League next week. And we have the t-shirt version and the sweatpants version. You can get it to do it here. Yeah, we have it all. Right. And also, I'm gonna be honest with you, your shirt has holes in it. Looks like you've been playing with a rabbit. I bought it like this. It looks like it's from Forever 21. Where's that from? Probably, probably. And I got this [ __ ]. This was probably like seven years old. Okay. Like we're in like seven years old. Yeah, my own vintage. Just poking out the side. Yeah. So what the [ __ ] did you do in Indiana for a year and a half? Or I wasn't there. You weren't. Where were you? That's why. Oh, but that's where you got to stay while you were doing the probation thing. You were dipping off. Why did you just love Baltimore that much? Well, here's the thing. They, when I got off, when I got out of prison, they wanted me to go back to Indiana to do probation. I haven't lived in Indiana for like three years. I'm gonna do that. Nothing. So I lived there and I would fly back every month for meetings. Okay. Now she's always on time. I always, you know, I didn't ever fail a drug test. I was on it like, oh. But so do you have the session on weed and stuff? That must have been kind of tough. Did you hate it? Uh, well, I wasn't smoking for those six months. So I really wouldn't bother me. It was when I would smell it. Nope. Yeah, right. Yeah, I cannot smoke for a week on vacation or some [ __ ]. If I'm somewhere that we like that and all of a sudden I smell a back when I was like, "Oh, that's your [ __ ] nose." Yeah, I could find it. Well, so tell me about this weird product you have here. Lowell smokes? Well, we're not promoting them. Some sort of a lot of their dope ass [ __ ] comes with matches. I went to the Bahamas and I took a bunch of weed with me. I was like, [ __ ], I didn't bring a lighter. I don't get out. Oh, you've never opened it before? Because it looks like it's coming. It flies out. You could see matches right there. And it looks like it's gonna slide out. Yeah. Hey, have you ever tucked your sheets in too hard and you like trying to pull me? You like punch yourself in the [ __ ] face? I hate that. When you go to the hotel at the bottom? That's never happened. So hard. So I'm like pulling up. Just rip it. Just with the top. We don't, we don't need top. We need. You seem like you spend a huge percentage of your life focused on top. No, I swear. I just started when I got into porn. My some of my first videos were trash. I seen you sucking dick on your Twitter. You seem like you definitely know your way around a [ __ ]. Well, now. But man, when I first got in porno, I wish I could delete those videos. I was like, "This me and Lana." We're just watching. You're seven. We're kind of amazed. There was there was like the blow job technique of like both hands and the mouth. And it's just straight like, whoa. I can see the dig. Pretty impressive. Me piss me off to the bleh. She's using too many hands. But I bet you money if it was two [ __ ] meaning same dude right there, I bet you I can make him come way quicker using my [ __ ]. It's like the technique though. It's like, you know, I like with a man, you have to keep the same rhythm up. You can't be like doing this and like doing this. And I'm like, just doing this. You got to keep that rhythm. That's what makes them [ __ ] come. Oh, make him come quicker than any [ __ ]. Really? Yes. That's good that you take such pride in it. That's a lot of girls. What makes you different than the average girl in terms of how pleased they are sexually and [ __ ]? I'm such a pleaser. I want to be. Every time I [ __ ] somebody, I'm like, "Was that top three?" Really? Every time? Because if not, we're going again. Wow. I'm not even kidding. What you really think you're gonna do it better on round two? I swear. 'Cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna know in the back of my head like, okay, I know I remember how I suck dick dick each. I'm, but I'm gonna go harder. Like I might have to like Rockstar [ __ ] this guy. What's the nasty [ __ ] that you're gonna bring to the table if you feel like you haven't really like, you know, solidified yourself as top three? What are you gonna pull out of the bag of tricks at the last minute to just lock yourself in? I can't really. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, dude, it's me. Different, man. A guy can't even lie. There's, I'm good at sucking dick. Yeah, but there's times where I've seen somebody and I couldn't get them hard. You know, I'm like, "What the [ __ ]?" You think good? Just nervous. I heard that that could be the thing. But then like the guy that I was talking about that got me like into porn when I was 16, like the athlete, man, he likes his nipple suck the whole time. Mmm. That's all he wants. Nipple. It that's gay. I'm just gonna throw it out there. That's hard. Unless his nipples literally been like touched or licked. I've never wanted my nipples looks. Yeah, I think it's for girls started look at my nipples. I'll just be like, "What, bro?" I would use the wrong pronoun. A bit like, "Bro, dude, stop treating me like a girl." Okay. Well, I don't know. I, and the guy in my [ __ ] Uber driver that just brought me here was like, "Yeah, he's like, the only way I could nut is if she liked licks my nipple." Yeah, like I'm just like, gay. No, definitely. And I, I support you because I mean, I'm probably into stuff that you're not into. But to me, that's just, I don't know. There's something about that because it's like, you know, we as guys, we suck girls nipples and we know that they like that. But then when the girl tries to turn the table, like, "I'm gonna suck your nipples." It sounded like, "Hold up, buddy." Like, you, we're different. Are you an ass eater? Major? You seem like it. Major. How do you just seem like you know, you're a pleaser? You seem like you were just chow down. Oh, yeah. I'll do anything. Not even some nasty asses? Really? Was [ __ ] and everything. I don't know. Really. I tried just like slobbery. You know, slobber city. So I didn't have to taste anything. Slobber so much that if there is poop residue, it's a tiny percentage of the right. Have you ever gone to eating guy's ass and he just wasn't ready for it? Rejected it? Never. Never. They always go for it. Well, I won't always do it if he's an alpha male. Not happening. Really? I don't think he'll like it. Well, I think I'm enough a millon. I'm okay. We get my butt legs once, once a year. Well, okay, I'm gonna tell you my predicament is that my girlfriend's always trying to eat my butt. The thing, and she's done a few times, but I've been drunk. When I'm drunk, it works. When I'm sober, it tickles so much that I start to get a key laugh and I tense up a little. And then she just gives up on. But I mean, also, we've, we've been with, while actually was with Riley, where I, where she was giving me head and then Riley just swooped him from behind and started showering down on the butthole. And I, like, I wasn't drunk and I was able to get into it. Yo, it was fine. You know, it's not like I change in my life or anything. It was kind of like, "Wow, I got a girl you, my butt." That's cool. That's it. It's kind of like my girl and Riley were like making out with my butt and my dick in between all right. Like their heads were not that far apart. There's just a whole wall of butt. And what's the most at once? You know, three. Yeah. But I mean, feel like me, three or four. But like, what are they really doing at a certain point? There's only so much dick. True. True. True. But I mean, no, that's hot. Yeah, totally. What about you? What's the most? The most ten dicks or ten [ __ ] dudes? I've been like football parties. So like sometimes at the football parties, I'd have to pick up the [ __ ] slack 'cause they wouldn't know what the [ __ ] to do. So wait, there would be football parties where like that was established beforehand that like this dick sucking party? It's a right. Okay. So they establish that beforehand? Yeah. And then the girls would not be quite as freaky as you. They're not ready for the shenanigans, man. 'Cause the dudes would be on like Viagra and [ __ ]. You know, like, sick. I'm ready, right? And the girls weren't. They didn't know. Like, 'cause these dudes can pump for prior 30 plus minutes, right? So they weren't ready for that. You know, I was all right. Oh, I took every. I picked up everybody's slack. So I would say at that one specific party, I probably like twelve plus. And then in a video I did like ten. Right? Is this still like a desire you have? Is like just this was that? It's not like a high memory blow to the party and suck ten dicks. It's not really hot memory necessarily. I just feel like I feel like that [ __ ] you feel. You seem like you think that being powerful sexually is kind of like you're, you're, you're really motivated to show and prove. Like if there's a task to be done, you're down to deliver. Absolutely. Yeah. What is that? Where's it come from? I don't know. I just like, I just like a lot of attention. But sexually, I just want like, "Oh, you're beautiful. Have a good day, girl." Not like that. Because everything you're saying would be pretty normal if you're a guy. Really. When it comes down to it. Like if I was like, "Yeah, I went to a party and [ __ ] ten girls." Everybody was like, "Damn, that's badass." I know. They're like, "I [ __ ] ten dudes at a party." And there's gonna be [ __ ] people losing their minds over me. Off. Everyone thinks it's such a big deal that I had 86 sex partners. Everyone talks about that. It's a huge big deal. I don't know. It does sound crazy as [ __ ] to me too. Really? Yeah. I feel like there's a lot of people out there that had that same [ __ ] but they just didn't tell nobody. Therefore, I'm just so. When I was in high school, I don't know. I mean, whatever. But like when I was in high school, if there was a girl who had sucked 86 dicks or whatever, I don't think there's any girls that were close to that. But there definitely were girls in high school probably [ __ ] twenty or thirty dudes. And but they wouldn't, you know, five, six, seven years later, they wouldn't name the number on a podcast. Because I feel like that is what's gonna freak everybody out. What's your sex count now? Round? I'm the honest is like 300 ish. You think so? That's a lot. I know for a fact. Yeah. What I think mine's like three or four, right? But I mean, I had a girlfriend for the last two and a half years. It was before. Well, I mean, we felt girls together. So what's yours? What's yours? [Laughter] Certain things. Body count should not be aired on this show. My God. Okay, I want to ask a question. I know this is the most annoying question in the world. I know that you probably hate being asked this question, but everybody's gonna want to know. What was your upbringing like as far as your parents? My dad was super, super sexual. I remember like I used to have like sleepovers and you would hear him [ __ ] in the other room. [ __ ] your mom? No. [ __ ] is he? They never dated. It was like two one-night stands. Oh, [ __ ] some random girl? Yes. And now like, sorry guys, you know, like my dad's. It would be so [ __ ] embarrassing. My brother's even. They used to watch my dad have sex through his keyhole. They're like, "Look, I'll show you." We still, we watch him. It's a little keyhole like an old school like big ass. He would go through. God, my dad put tape on it. But yeah, he was super sexual too. Put tape on your doorknob. So do you think that this perhaps is why you're so open sexually? Because you've always just been exposed to this element? My dad is so [ __ ] hilarious. Yeah, totally. Wow. He's the man. He would make you guys die laughing. But how does he feel about what you're doing now? He hated it at first. But now he just said like, he can't watch porn. Everyone, it for him. Every, every porn, he'll just think about you regardless. I'll pop up. So he won't watch it. I bet so many people hit me up and tell me like, "Dude, I was jerking off to porn. I've been all of a sudden you and Lana." I know. Some [ __ ] tattoo girl. What the [ __ ]? Can you guys will [ __ ] for sure pop up? I'm sure. Yeah. If you're on there long enough. Well, I mean, if you see some have to do with who's popular, right? I mean, she's pretty close to one of the top-ranked porn hubs. You know what your point? I'm ranking is? You know, roughly what her parent partner ranking would be? You certainly know yours 'cause she checks her 17 right now. Good. That's real good. Not, not bad. That's 13 out of what like [ __ ] 10 grand? 10 million? Is insane, right? As I've seen girls like, no offense, but Misty Stone is like 1700. So like, I know the numbers like [ __ ] man. Be good. 20 green. You're number 66. Well, you don't have a shilla. You haven't gone as hard with the content on Pornhub, right? I don't even know. I don't push on porn. Certain girls promote their actual porn, high profile and stuff. So I feel like they're the ones who are actually going for care about their rank. That's kind of a thing. So what have you been doing lately in terms of shooting and stuff? Or in terms of actual porn? Like what are you motivated as [ __ ] shooting all the time? No, I work for Vixen. So Vixen, I, I only shoot six scenes for them this year. So we've already done like four or three. So we, I have three more. So like, you know, six in a year, man. That leaves you a lot of downtime. Yeah. So what other kind of stuff do you do? I have leisure sex. Leisure sex. I'm the worst type of home. And I've been trying to just want to [ __ ] so much. You can't save it up for the money. You go just go. Yeah. Well, ah, you have to pay to [ __ ] me. And then like 20 minutes later, I'm like, [Laughter] So you'll say that you'll meet a dude, you know, he has a morning. I'll be like, "You got a page?" But what's the, what's like the average number that you had hit him with? Not a lot. Par, like 1500 per pop. Okay. But I know it. But I 'cause I know I can get him off that head quick. Oh, so you know, you could get a couple pops in there. Pop, pop. It's such porn slang today. Nobody says that. It's a per hour. Because then the dudes gonna wait the [ __ ] hour. Swear to God. Yes. That's what I would do. I would get the maximum out of my home, my whole hour. I'll be [ __ ] edging that boner for the whole hour. Went by the per hour before. And I'm like, "Damn, I've been sucking dick for like an hour." Literally. Wait, right? My doing that should know more. And I feel like 15 minutes on a lot either. I'm just a really bad ho and I don't want to ask from that much money. So I'm like, "What's 1500?" Right? Do you do escorting aside from just random dudes? You mean? I do. But I haven't 'cause I literally am just so unorganized. Like, so I don't know. I just haven't time. So what do you wake up in the morning? What do you do? I wake up when I go work out and I smoke a lot of [ __ ] weed. Once or. What do you do? Raccoons? Rock hounds? Okay. And look for dick. I literally was driving down Baltimore the other day and I seen this fine ass tee.

With these girls, my taste is getting a little out there now. I seen this hood ass dude with these girls in, and I was like, "On the street in Baltimore, hood." So now I think I'm gonna get cards. My Uber driver told me, 'cause I don't want to. I'm always like embarrassed to give somebody my number, so I kind of shouldn't be like, "So they can email you for the dick, right?" Or call me. Like, "I'm number on there."

Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I just [ __ ] that all this [ __ ] up. It's fine. Suits your raw cones. We smoked backwards out here. That's weak. We're civilized. Weak, you know? Like woods. I don't like woods. I feel like woods would kill me in ten years. Woods? First of all, just comes gonna kill you before the woods. That's like getting a Gardasil shot.

What do you mean? That's what the [ __ ] is a Gardasil? Well, they put like Gardasil. Where's that? HPV or like that. You know what Gardasil is? Yeah. So like, oh, we're anti-vaccine on here. I'm just good. That should all give you diseases. I'll [ __ ] your kids up. No, but you know, they put it in. Evil. Put that [ __ ] in. You know what they do? Like for a flu shot, they put the flu in you. I feel like when they come in my mouth, they're putting an Emmy. So it's like my immune system's like, up here. Mm-hmm. It's not gonna kill me. Backwards. So I'm gonna kill you. Wow. Okay, so note to self, come good backwards. Bad. Um, comes good for your face. Comes good. I've had almost as good if you're hungry. Almost none on my face through my whole life. Got like a little dab. I've been on some spray paint. No. Oh, no. But I definitely have. Because as a guy, sometimes you'll be jerking off and you'll accidentally like pinch it a tiny bit before you nut, and then all of a sudden, I'll get thing dot right on your forehead, my third eye, as I call it.

Could you shoot your mouth? I think [ __ ]. If that was my goal, probably. But that's that's not what I wanted to. I'm trying to get it in the belly hair. So. Oh my god. That's really. Man, sometimes guys come and you hit yourself in the face. That's the fact. It's not common, but it has to me. I used to actually, I knew a dude who, I never talked to him about this, but when I was like 18 or 19, there was like an older BMX dude, and the word around town was that he would actually like put his whole back up against like, picture like your head kind of on the ground with your whole back scooted up against the wall so that you could jerk off and just come on to your own face. And that was the word around town about this dude. Never got a chance to ask him about it because I thought it was about the weirdest thing I'd ever heard when I was 18.

You need to have those. Have people in here. Some guy to jerk off. I don't know if that's gonna be good for you to know. Also, show it to the 10,000 people. Almost are watching this. We have 8,500 people in here. Where do you see that number right there? 8,551 watching. Okay, that's pretty good for us. Yeah. We got 8,500 right now. For you. Gallons of nut. I did my 10, dude. Blow bang. It was. I will say it was nasty. I would probably never do it again because like I had all this come on my face. Oh, I couldn't see what I was sucking. But I feel all these different texture dicks. Like, okay, this is. Can you tell the race by the deck? Or like, oh, that's an Indian one? Maybe. But they're all white. Oh, I get it. No, it's not. It was interracial. When you're telling those stories about your dad [ __ ] these girls and stuff, is your dad like a cool black guy and your mom's the white one? My dad's white. Oh. So your mom's the black one? Oh. I know. Well, I wouldn't say it's backwards, but it's probably a little less common. Yeah, it is. That's usually the cool ass black dude turning out the [ __ ] random ass white girl. My mom. Oh, X. White dudes really? She's weird as [ __ ]. That's weird. But I'm like, white. What? Turn. I asked her what turned her off about black dudes. She said they're pubic hairs. You know, I'm gonna be honest with you, I could. I could see somebody not being into the kinky pubic hair. 'Cause I swear, black dudes do not be shaven. [ __ ] really? No. Wow. Every almost every black dude I messed with, theirs is so hairy. But it's nappy. So you know, it'd be getting stuck in your teeth. Wow. Pull through like floss. But currently, should be getting stuck. I feel like white guys are more likely to just dump their dick out around their friends, whereas the black guys are like, they keep that [ __ ] live. They're not pulling our wiener out. No, that's totally. Like, there's weird cultural differences between black people and white people that like, white guys will always joke around about some gay [ __ ] and like this will always be like, I know. Always. That happens to me all the time. That's why most of my friends are white. Really? Black dudes are just serious. Like, you just gotta find the right one. We had a ha ha Davison here. You know him. He was here earlier and he was actually saying that if you want. He did say that he said Tiana Trump. Well, I told him you were coming and he made it pretty clear that he was ready to sling the pipe if need be. 7 million followers, guys. Well, speaking of that, what do you think of my girlfriend? Yeah, she said that she said that you said, quote unquote, "Oh, I would [ __ ] you. You got mad clout." YouTube is very strict. Yes. Okay, so keep those areolas. I'm not gonna put anything. But we've been talking crazy. No, that's fine. Talk is fine. Talk is fine. I mean, we're probably. Well, is that fine? Yeah, I think that's fine. I mean, you might know there's probably an element, an extent to which hand gestures could go too far. What will happen is that this video will at some point be age-restricted so that you'll have to be logged in and be 18 years old to watch it. And that will mean that it won't get as many views as I could get otherwise because we were over here talking about cocks and [ __ ] that's one on YouTube. Yeah. You don't do that. You don't aspire to be a vlogger or something? They tell me I should, but I just feel like I. I don't know what the [ __ ] I would do on YouTube. Hmm. What I've like, I've said everything on like people's shows. I'm gonna be honest. You know, you would be great at YouTube because you just like, you don't shut up. You have plenty to say. I feel like somebody. Lana, you agree with me, right? You'll kill it on YouTube. Listen, I'm gonna tell you the same thing. When I met my girlfriend, the first night that we slept together or even knew each other, we. I showed her the next morning. I went to YouTube. I said, check out this girl Tana Manju. She's a [ __ ] YouTube girl. She's just a random-ass twenty-something, like early twenties blonde girl. And she. She kind of reminds me of you. She's not as much of a ho. She's a little bit of a ho. And she just talks super reckless. Let's talk about drugs. I'll talk about guys. She'll talk about anything. She's like, very expressive and everything. And she has a gigantic fan [ __ ]. Is millions and millions of views per video just talking about what I know. Wow. I got stories. But she's had some rapper dick. I have. I have a whole list of when I was in high school. It's like my burn book. You know, if every dude I had sex with and little comments beside, like, don't ever [ __ ] again. His dick was. I would like explain in description. You still have this? Weird. It's from high school. So weird. You still keep this up to date? Well, it's on my mom's computer, so I don't have this. I would print it out when I went to high school to show my friends. I was right. And then but I have. It's all on my mom's [ __ ] computer. She has the same computer. She ain't gone. I love that you thought that you were gonna have such a hard time remembering all of the dicks that you've been involved with that you were like, no, we better keep working as records of this. I did. I did. Like my first one, I just know because I have it written down. He was so wack. Terrible dick. Yeah. I fell asleep during. I remember waking up and pulling a yellow condom out of me. Like, pulling it out. The guy left it in there. I think it fell off. Well, that's savage. Oh, well, you know, some dicks are so small that when you [ __ ] them, you lately have like, hold it on while you [ __ ]. I've talked to a lot of girls that have [ __ ] like one or two inch dicks. And I'm just like, how do you just not say no? Because you already there. If I went to finger a girl and it was just a wall, I would just give up. But what are you saying to get out of it? That's there. Ain't nothing. She had no [ __ ]. I wouldn't even care. I would just be like, y'all, I'm out. You [ __ ] [ __ ] up. No, I could never say that. But you know what? Listening to you talk about how bad everybody is sexually makes me think about all the times that I like, you know, had some girl drive an hour to come see me and then I busted and then three minutes and I'm just like, [ __ ]. So I got. I got this. Mean, that's exactly like that. That's a sign of how much you don't respect her, to be honest. Um, I don't think it has to do with respect for me. I think I was just their fantasy and they just got it out and busted real quick and it's over. And I didn't even get the compliment. I mean, it could be like that with any girls that once you get the Netta, you're just kind of over it. Even if you thought she was. Honestly, that's why I know that I'm becoming an old pervert because now that I'm getting older, it's more like, oh [ __ ], like I came, but damn, they look good. I should come again. Yeah. Well, also like, will me and her on vacation, we're [ __ ] like three, four times a day. And it's like, I feel like I've like worked my way up to like a level where I'm like comfortable like jack-off lating way more times per day. Where I was when I was young, I was still more in the mind state of like, one, maybe two per day. Oh, you guys [ __ ] multiple times a day? Yeah. I mean, when I'm working all day, we don't. But when we were like left to our devices, for sure. Wow. That's a lot. Really? You wanna had a boyfriend, man? I. I don't beg for the day. Yeah, but you see all that ass, right? Yes. That's not one nut material. I agree. I mean, my palm though, is and this is how I know that I still like her and if this ever went away, then there would probably a problem. Is that if we cuddle, if we lay on the couch together, I'm getting hard. It's just happening. Like, I just can. Can guys? I tweeted something about that. Can guys cuddle and not want to [ __ ]? Do you not? Have you ever hurt? In particularly, do you have a big ass? Have you ever cuddled with a man and him not want a [ __ ]? Yeah, cuz I'm saying. Ever. It just gets hard. I don't know. And and you know, it's awkward sometimes too, because it's like, say we gonna fight and she's crying, she's still sort of like, whatever. And then I'd like move in. All of a somewhere cuddling. And this is like, what the [ __ ]? It's kind of like inappropriate. It's kind of like, why do I [ __ ]? Maybe I should have been able to hold back on that. Freaks. Yeah. I don't hug you. I can't hug her. She's. She, you know, she constantly does to me. She constantly temperature checks my [ __ ]. Really? Because if something's going on, like as soon as you came in, we took that photo and I was holding both of your butts. As soon as it starts throbbing, my dick. See if it got hard or not. That's funny. I wish I would have did that back in the day when I had a boyfriend. But you want to know best time that she ever did it to me was we were at AVN Awards. You were incarcerated at this time. And we went to a, you know, sex party. We didn't know what it was gonna be. We get in this [ __ ]. You know, we take this Uber to this spa. And then there's the secret sprinter that drives us to this [ __ ] party. And it's in this building that's behind a mansion. And we go in and it's all kinds of [ __ ] gay-ass [ __ ] going on. There's like dudes like, yeah, there's like a dude comes out and like [ __ ] another dude in the ass with a strap-on or some [ __ ]. And then they're like sucking the strap-on of his ass. And me and her just like, whoa. Like we did not. We thought we were going to a sex party. Didn't know it was gonna be extra doubt. But then, you know, she kept doing. She kept trying to test my penis 'cause she want to know if I was gay or not. So where'd I God? What the [ __ ]? Where was I would love to go to like positive news. All signs are clear. Nah. No, there wasn't. That should have been fun. That was some like girls coming out. I think a little bit. But it was more like they were, you know, there was girls who are like chained up and they were being whipped and [ __ ] like that kind of thing. Which that's a little bit hotter. Still not really my thing. But the dudes like seeing a big muscular dude [ __ ] another dude in the ass was weird for me. It's super weird. But I like watching it because, you know, I swear to God, after they're done, every time I like, we're not gay, we just do it for the money. I'm pretty sure these dudes knew that they were going. Yeah, they did. They looked like they had accepted their gayness. Yeah, they didn't have any parties. I don't know. You want it was kind of just going around. Everybody's sort of knew about it at that time. But you want to know what's really weird about to? As I tweeted about a bunch of times while I was happening. I'm tweeting like, holy [ __ ], this just happened. This just happened. And then the people from the fetish party started quote tweeting the stuff that I was saying and saying like, oh, this is so funny. Look at what happens when the vanilla people come to our parties. Rather I like using me as an example of like the most boring person sexually imaginable. I'm over here. People are praising me. Oh, it's so great. You and your girl. I'm relationship. You [ __ ] [ __ ] together. I rode around. I'm like, all just being called a lane by all these [ __ ] bondage people on Twitter. It was pretty entertaining.

Okay, no likes. We just hit 10,000 viewers. We got 10,000 people in here. This is exciting. Are you super? Are you super focused on my Snapchat content? Don't know if you wanted to [ __ ] me right now. If I said something really make you mad. I'm not gonna give any ideas. But just showing areola. Just if you just leaned over and showed your butthole. Chris is gonna dive over there and grab that camera like it's a mime. Thank you so much. Where that would actually be a pretty hilarious moment. Chris had to dive and grab the camera.

How do you feel about the fact that we've been had two different guys with guns try to rob us in the past three days, four days? Come here. Yes. I swear to God, I wish they would try. You probably [ __ ] know in their mouth and they're gonna be [ __ ] teeth. But after that, I mean, what the [ __ ] are they coming here to take t-shirts? What's here? No, they want to rob me for. I don't know. Maybe 'cause I'm popping. Pop to pop popping enough to kill. I think you're a robber, murder, or something. New. I don't have the problems. That's where to God. I wish someone would roll up on me. I wish they were relevant. While we're here on life. No, they're probably. It's probably a whole bunch of dudes in front. We're in try to rob you guys. Two different times this has happened. In two different sounds. Someone almost got killed on Melrose. Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] numbers? Is where it goes down up there. Stupidest [ __ ] that goes down on Melrose. I didn't know that. Yeah, it is pretty lit out there though. Oh, it's loose [ __ ] out there. We've actually had the store closed all day since this incident happened over there earlier. Yeah, today. Today. Yeah. And I just finished my interview with the other. How many big boy? I'm on the radio with you. Well, that's part of the weird part is that we're live. So they know exactly what's going on. Yeah. It's me. I didn't bring [ __ ] but a Michael Kors $400 all our purse back. You know, it's a designer. Why not? I just have never had it. So I maybe if I've had it, then I would like it. You fun [ __ ] all these rich dudes. You never once were like, take me to Gucci? No. I want the cash. Really? Are you super money motivated? I try to be, but I'm tough. Designer [ __ ]? No. I don't understand it. I don't really care for it. I hate Louboutins 'cause they [ __ ] like they're gonna give me a core. Oh, my. Yeah, I think they're gonna give me a corn because they're so tight. No, I totally understand because, I mean, I clearly at this point have the budget to buy whatever designer shoes I want. I tried them all. Bought them all. They all feel like [ __ ] [ __ ]. Yeah, I was a hundred percent rather throw on something. Literally a $30 pair of Vans feels so much better than a pair of Gucci shoes. Gucci shoes feel like I used to get like samples shoes from like skate company type things where they would make like a prototype of a shoe and they would send you this version of it that's all hard and [ __ ]. That's what Gucci shoes actually feel like. It's really not for anyone who wants to do anything for show. And I'm good on it. But so you're just all about saving up the money or do you just ball out? You spend a lot of money? I just actually know. I'm super cheap. I shop at the dollar store. Yeah. This is vintage. I told you I've been wearing this for like seven years because the thing about Forever 21 is that the stuff that they make is really supposed to fall apart after a couple washes. That's why it's so cheap. That's why you don't wash it. You just wash it or you wash it but don't dry it. Mm. Yeah. That's actually the technique for all the shirts that I have that I really care about. That's what I do too. I wash it. Now dry. Yeah. And you know what's [ __ ] up? You ever have like a shared like apartment complex laundry or something? Somebody takes your [ __ ] laundry and dries it for you. They think you're doing you a favor, but then in reality, you just like, can't wear those shirts anymore. Never. Okay. Yeah, that's that would make you want to kill someone. That happened before. It isn't. You. You'd put quarters, right? Yeah. And somebody would be like, oh, I might be so nice because, you know, they want to use the washer, so they're gonna take your clothes, put them in the dryer, and put the quarters for you. Oh, we're so nice. You thought you were saving me a dollar 25. In reality, now I can't render [ __ ]. I think you still wear it, but I will freak out.

What motivates you at this point in your life? What are you trying to do with your life besides just swallow 18 nuts a day? I haven't really thought that for marilla. I like doing that. I haven't really thought that far. Like, I'm 23 right now. You are young. Yeah. I have a couple years. Like Riley's what, 27? She's still like, exactly. Pretty much. I feel like I don't need to think about like what I want to do in the future yet. Mmm. I'm very of the moment. Super in the moment. But you like going out to clubs and like doing all that [ __ ]? I haven't really. No, I like it, but I just. There has to be the right person to go with. Go with me and her. You guys go to clubs? Exactly. I've never seen you going to. No, freaking cool. No, but I bet me, you and her went to the club together and we had a photographer, we'd have a good time. It would be funnies. [ __ ] we could see how funny they would let us get in the club. How what? How thottie they would let us know we were just doing. Just get kicked out. They're gonna send us to jail. That'd be good. We can be on TMZ. Well, bring our teams. You report him. I'm staying outside so that when we get kicked out, they gotta finish up a story. Um, okay, but so could you ever see yourself having a boyfriend? I've had. When I was. Just in December. And was he? He was a lawyer. He was regular. And was he just not serving dick the way you needed to be served? I mean, he was, but like, you know. Why are you doing porn? I didn't do partner. Oh, you were still not allowed to it that time. Those two years on probation. I do feel like just wildin' out now that you're back in the game. Now that you can. I feel like being a monster. Like tonight. I already have a dick set up. I have a dick every day that I'm here, pretty much. Wow. I'm saying if I want. Yeah, that's amazing. I dick every day. I'm trying to have 365 this year. 365 dicks. You know what? That's how you can make some bunch of money. Is if you became like, take photos of every dick and then make like a coffee table book. 365 days of dicks. Oh, calendar. You know what? I'm a heterosexual man. And if I walked in somewhere and I saw a book and it was 365 days of dicks, I'm gonna be honest too. I might look at all the dicks. Just just like, I mean, I would want to know like, what the [ __ ] was going on. It was like a picture book. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. That's what may be pretty. Let's see. Because you could tell. You could get the gut. You'd have to get them to consent to having these photos taken. But in signed a form or whatever. But nobody would necessarily ever know who that it's work. You could sign an NDA saying that you would never reveal like, oh, this is Carl the mailman Malone's dick. I would just put it in the book. Put their name. I'm looking at you legally. I think you know. You right. They can make up a nickname. The Postal Service instead of the mailman. You know, can do first names. I mean, if I was call him Malone and I was getting talk from you, probably would not want to air it out. He's probably a family and [ __ ]. Okay, that's really. I like this coffee table book idea. Do you? I kind of. You too. Now that I should do [ __ ] 360. 265 days of [ __ ]. But does anyone really want to look at 365 [ __ ] like removed from the context of what the rest of the. Like that's the thing is that the girls hot, but if you were to look at the [ __ ] on its own, it's nasty. It's not as aesthetic as the entirety of the whole thing. Don't you think? And I'm not saying that [ __ ] are gross looking anything, but you know, outside. I feel like a dick can stand on its own. And a [ __ ] really like needs like when girls sometimes will be like, oh, I'm sending nudes and then they send just like a close-up shot at a [ __ ]. It's like, that's not what we wanted. The whole thing. Now that you told me that, I'm kind of happy. Why? Well, I never sinned just a [ __ ] [ __ ] big. I'm happy you said that. No, yeah. And I'm happy to the balls thing. The balls in question. Be careful with the balls, man. I always get crazy dirty with them. Really? I thought that's been liked, you know, like super sensitive. You guys see. I remember like being kicked in the balls is the worst pain you're ever gonna endure in your entire life. There was. But porn will have you so confused. Like Mike Adriano is a porn star. He used to shove his whole ball ii an [ __ ]. I've seen other. So like I'm like, if he can do that with his balls and he's the one that's like, squeeze him and like, put, you know, like really squeeze his nuts might be like less sensitive than the average dude. I know for myself, parsley, I have kind of sensitive nuts ever since that BMX incident where they got smashed. And then that sort of made me want to be a little bit more careful. I don't think my balls are going to name buttholes anytime soon. Also, really depends on the butthole, right? Yeah. In my life, I [ __ ] girls in the house who it was never going in. And I thought girls in the house way just slides right in. You know? Oh, really? Yeah. Where are you? Yeah, you know, like it. Ouch. I've had too many accidents where like we were using a lot of lube when we were doing like long jokes like boom boom like and I was like paralyzed. Oh, but that you were in the [ __ ] and then it slipped into ass quick. Hmm. And no warning. And it was a big, big boy. But have you done anal like willingly and enjoyed it? No. I can't. I try to do the butt plug. I can't get it in. I'm like, okay, they say relax. See, you sound like one of these girls that's just not measuring. I don't know. I'm really freaky. I feel like I would just need someone else to do it. Like, I'm gonna. We're gonna drink together and get relaxed. And I'm gonna post up and you're gonna shove it in. Okay? Because I heard once it's in, your. It's okay. She's not the one to take your anal virginity though, because she's. She's timid. She just. She won't go as hard as need as you need to. Til I get that thing fully gauged out. Okay. Give her a line. Maybe she'll gauge it out. I mean, maybe. I don't know. She got that little hat now. She's role-playing with that. She knows. Well, I'm never drunk enough. Drunk enough. It's gotta be drunk for it to get my [ __ ] licked. I guess I got to be drunk. Yeah, like I was explaining before, I just got ticklish. Some weird when I'm not. But as long as there's a [ __ ] up top sucking it and you're distracted from it, right? Well, actually, that was how that played out in that situation, more or less. Yeah, that's what you need. Yeah. I don't know. That's just ticklish. But to be honest, it's like, we kind of have that issue in general where we'll be in bed like cuddle in and she'll be going like this, like rubbing my hand. And I feel like I'm like more ticklish than average person. I'll be like, no, you gotta stop. I can't be like having my [ __ ] like rubbed over and over like I'm just kind of like 35. I'm getting weird. Are you 35? Mm-hmm. How are you? 27. Okay. Dad, I'm just kidding. Sameer. I've had sex for some. I've had sex with already 80. I was like, 86. How the [ __ ] did that happen? He was a trick. He was in Georgetown, DC. He was here just for the stay. I don't know. He was in town for like a quick stay. And he. It was on some Jose. He booked me and I went. He needed help up the stairs. I had to help him up the [ __ ] stairs. It was so [ __ ] old. Holy. Now when I say that, your balls are gonna get so [ __ ] saggy. Oh, really? Get a big dick though. For for a white boy. White boy is a funny thing to call an 87-year-old. Didn't get hard. It was so big. And he was doing so much coke. Like coke besides my [ __ ] fingers. Whoa. You be 87 to code, man. He was taking him down. [ __ ]. He was crazy mad. But I remember he gave me his card and he was like, baby, go get the money. I've AIDS him. I checked his ATM balance. He was like, I want to sound. What's this guy? It wasn't a lie. Oh, yeah. Well, it wasn't a lot. No, 'cause he said that this was his travel money. So he might have been saving up for this big moment of. But then again, I mean, you probably have multiple bank accounts. Hopefully by the time you're like 87, you could have like a retirement fund and [ __ ]. Yeah, if I gave you my checking, like my debit card and you were to go withdraw money, you would see like, oh, there's $20,000 in the bank. Yeah, that's the checking. Oh, you wouldn't see that? No. You would see 20,000 and you'd probably think that that's all I have in the bank. Oh, yeah, totally. Okay. Yes. Yeah, get in there with the bake trip. I just revealed how much. How am I checking? I mean, that's a very intimate. Not what everybody can. Hell no. I'm supposed to keep a certain amount in your checking. There's a lot of people who have a lot more than 20 or 20, or a lot less. A lot of people are like, holy [ __ ], 20 grand on. Are at 20 grams checking. Use your debit, right? Yeah. Why would you? That's stupid. I don't know. You don't get that money back, baby. If they hack it, you don't really. I heard that if they if they take money out of your debit or your actual checking, that you. It's not insured. You ever scammer? You seem like you put some time in, probably. No, ma'am. I'm real bad at talking. I would [ __ ] him. They would know I'm lying. Really? Yeah. I feel you'd be great. You're like very animated. You'll just sort of spin a web of lies. I'm super animated, but like, even when it comes to porn videos, like acting, I'm trash. As soon as I gave me something to read, I'm like, super bland and like, really tomorrow we have our daddy at the store. Like, I'm just really whack. See, I'm only familiar with like the stuff you put on Twitter and maybe a couple of things on Pornhub over the years. I haven't actually seen the full spectrum. I don't think I've ever watched a porn movie in full. Yeah, always topping. The fast forward. Well, because in the, you know, they're sucking dick for like, [ __ ] 15 minutes. I want to see like 45 seconds. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Up there doing anal. Okay, cool. Every guy I talk to, they're kind of like, we don't watch the beginning. Mm-hmm. But it's weird because like the foreign companies have so much data. They know what we want. But then we consume it differently. Then we. I don't know. They might begin a little TV for this. Super deep. You've lost me. Super deep. Um, all right, so yeah, hopefully maybe I'll see you again while we're on this trip. Yeah, you're on this trip. I have a feeling I'll put in a word with mine. I'll see if she's interested. To plugs.com. Huh? Well, you were sucking addicted. Oh, like you're hitting him in the stomach. She said the hat makes it hard to suck dick. I couldn't believe that. I gotta get not Shamus. Figure out what dick she's been sucking. New there. Hey, honestly, that was amazing interview. I appreciate you so much. Yeah. Hey, everybody who watch this at home, if you did donate for your song donations, I'm gonna be going on stream. I think what is this tomorrow? Thursday to Friday. [ __ ] Well, I'm not gonna stream tomorrow anyway. I think I will be going live at Saturday or Sunday night. So make sure you stay tuned and subscribe and like and comment. And thank you so much to the 10,000 people are watching this. I'm really proud that we hit that milestone. Split it is [ __ ] late. Thank you. Tina. Is that a lot of people? What? Okay, for us. Yeah, it's pretty good. Although I think when we had Trippy, we might have more. Oh, it's Trippy God.