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[Music] [Applause] I can't believe the five of you tried to take over my company and don't forget how they kidnapped me. Yeah, that too. Mr. Kaiba, please let us explain. We were just pretending to work for Pegas. I instantly forgive you, but I'm still pretty sore about that whole trying to kill me thing. By the way, we finished work on your new virtual card game system. Feel free to test it out if you dare. Okay, thanks. Wait, Seto. It's clearly a trap. Why are you being so gullible and out of character? Initiate log on sequence. We're sorry, the server you're attempting to join is currently experiencing loading issues. Please stand by until we correct this problem. Once I finish playing this childish video game, I'll arrest those guys for trying to murder me. Wake up, Seto. It's time for my story. Hello. Your brother can't hear you anymore. We've made him addicted to online gaming. You bastards. Attention Duelists. My hair will huff and my hair will puff and my hair will blow your house in. He's escaped. He must have crawled through the ventilation shaft. Hey Mom, you'll never guess what just happened. Oh, hi Dad. Can you put Mom on the the line? What do you mean she's asleep? Wake her up. Then, okay, Gramps, hand over all your money and Tristan won't have to break your kneecaps. Whoever you are, please don't hurt me. Ah, I'm wet in more ways than one. Your brother's been kidnapped. Yes, that is exactly what I just finished telling you. I didn't know know who else to turn to, so I came here. Forget about it. There's no way we're helping your brother. He smells like wee wee. But he's been trapped inside a video game world where monsters are. Did you just say video game? Yes, but it's very dangerous. Come on, let's go play the video game. Anything to take a break from these crappy card games. Bye, Gramps. You'd better have that money when we get back. I'm going to die of pneumonia. Hooray. Um, Yugi, before you go, there's something I need to tell you. Don't worry, Tea. I know all about it. Really? Yeah, you're in love with me, right? Actually, I'm in love with your sexy alter ego. Oh, well, this is kind of awkward. Bye, darling. On the Arling day, this virtual world Kaiba created is super special, awesome. It's like walking into an episode of Reboot. Hello. Hey, listen. Hey, listen, man. This fairy is really annoying. Let's kill it. Get back. Hey, you. I'm going to rip your wings off with a pair of tweezers. Damn it, got away. Look, it's Agraba. Let's go find the genie, voiced by Robin Williams and occasionally by Dan Castellaneta. He'll save my brother. What the hell are you doing here, Mai? I've been beta testing this game for Kyo Corp. That's just about the least likely story I've ever heard. I've been thinking, what if we're all part of some enormous virtual world? What if we exist in a fictional universe created by some Japanese guy who likes card games? Tristan, that is without a doubt the dumbest thing you've ever said. And so then I said, attention Duelists. Man, you should have been there. Uh oh. We're in trouble. Something's come along and it's burst our bubble. Yeah, yeah. Hello, I'm Princess Adena. This is just wrong. I've never been more traumatized in my entire life. Why would my brother create something so twisted? Now do you see why we hate him so much? Welcome to the land of Siml. Every year, my people are beset by a terrible evil. A Mythic Dragon descends from on high to devour the. Question. Um, yes, just what the hell are you anyway? Are you a boy or a girl? Maybe it's a shemale, you know, like Bakura. Whatever it is, it's going to haunt my dreams for the rest of my life. Excuse me, brave heroes. I'm trying to tell you about the suffering of my people. I think it's pretty obvious why your people are suffering. Their ruler is a transvestite. The only way to defeat the Mythic dragon is by resurrecting the ancient flying machine. Which why weren't you censored anyway? I mean, what guns are bad, but cross-dressing princesses are AOK? What the hell is going on? Why haven't I had any screen time? You've been kidnapped, Seto Kaiba. That's already been established. Just what the hell is the point of this scene? It gives the fan girls a chance to see you in chains. Speaking of fan service, check me out. I can't believe Tea likes Yami more than me. Forget about her, kiddo. You deserve a real woman like me. Mrs. Valentine, are you trying to seduce me? You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good. It's a whole army of Duel Monsters. They got Princess Adena. Thanks God for that. She was really freaking me out. Oh no, they kidnapped MBA. Why the heck was Mokuba dressed like you? Um, well, let's trade outfits. I've always wanted to look pretty. Looks like we'll have to resurrect the ancient flying machine. I activate the Era of Time. That made no sense whatsoever. Hooray, nipples. I brought you a little present, Kaiba. Settle. Mokuba, why the hell were you dressed like a girl? Oh, like you've never tried it. Ha. Sard, stalker, free my brother. Time for a trip to the recycle bin. Phantom, and then once you're in the recycle bin, I'm going to right-click on it and select empty recycle bin because otherwise you would just be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I'm going to kill you. Come forth, Blue-Eyes. No, this was so avoidable. If anybody asks, I rescued you. Yes, big brother. We can't let those brats escape the virtual world in one piece. That's right. So let's all stand up dramatically at the same time. Excellent. Hey, Kaiba, we're here to rescue you. That won't be necessary. I'm kind of free already. Then what the heck was the point of the princess and the flying machine and all that other crap we did? Well done, all of you. You've reached the last stage. Now get ready to face the final boss. They're hacking into the computer system. Once we destroy you, people will soon jump to the the conclusion that video games are dangerous, and then all video games will be banned. Listen, pal, you can try to take over my company, you can kidnap my little brother, you can even try to kill me, but when you [ __ ] around with video games, you've gone too far. It's time to slay the dragon. Dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon, dragon ball, dragon, dragon, C. Get. No, this loot system sucks. Welcome back, brave heroes. You have saved our people. Let's get out of here. That fairy is starting to piss me off. That game was more disappointing than Fable. Listen, Tristan, do I look fat? Little busy here. Yugi, you're okay. That's right, Jezebel, I mean Tea. Now that we're out of the video game, you guys can't do a thing to me. Actually, we can still beat the crap out of you. Oh yeah, hold still, you little punk. Ow, my ribs. Ow, my other ribs. Tristan, why are you punching him? I don't know. Until you H. Watch the way. [Music] Attention, mother. I've just been told I'm not going to be in any more episodes after this one. My hair is crying. I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I move in with you?